By Nate - 12/01/2012 05:36 - United States

Today, my girlfriend dumped me because I have never read any of the Harry Potter books. FML
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Buttsexpirate 9

Could've been worse OP. It could've been the Twilight series. *shudders*

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thesunsetglow_fml 8

183 - Your picture is of you shirtless in a bathroom mirror. You really aren't in a position to judge how shallow a person is.

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Comments

deathbyfudge 0

I find this perfectly acceptable. If you haven't read Harry potter.. Your missing out on a lifetime of magic.

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ExpertOfDerps 4

The rest of us who are sane, mature and aren't extreme fangirls disagree with you. OP's girlfriend must really be screwed in the head if she still thinks that way at the age she is at...

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Levvy 22

Most people reserve the "abandon them because they haven't already done it, even if they later might" for things like religion. I'd like you to think about the fact you're applying this to a fantasy novel series.

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eileenrj 4

Let's just say I have done what your girlfriend did

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ExpertOfDerps 4

You just saved a soul from the torment of living with an idiotic fangirl.

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sickenedwinter86 0

She is an idiot then! The books may or may not be good but not everyone should have to read them...

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ExpertOfDerps 4

What is with all the YDI's? Do you fangirls not realize that not everyone is interested in the same damn books?

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Levvy 22

DING DING DING. You've hit the nail on the head. Plus most of them aren't actually able to get into real relationships anyway, so they can easily say from an armchair stance they'd prioritize their fandom over their human relationships, because they haven't had any of the latter and thus don't know how difficult that'd be for most of htem.

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N8George 9

Harry Potter is overrated and your girlfriend's is a bitch, just like the 7000 nerds who clicked YDI! FYL.

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mirandom24 10

That's a completely valid reason.

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ieatmusicxD 0

I threaten this to my boyfriend all the time, but I'd never actually do it.

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whitperky 0

I love HP, but that's a little psychotic. You're probably better off without that fanatic.

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Jake_ToXic 3

Does she play runescape too with cheetoh stains on her shirt?

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