By Nate - 12/01/2012 05:36 - United States

Today, my girlfriend dumped me because I have never read any of the Harry Potter books. FML
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Buttsexpirate 9

Could've been worse OP. It could've been the Twilight series. *shudders*

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thesunsetglow_fml 8

183 - Your picture is of you shirtless in a bathroom mirror. You really aren't in a position to judge how shallow a person is.

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iwadasn 32

At first I hoped you were kidding, but then I saw your username. You and the OP's ex-girlfriend really need to get a life.

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Levvy 22

Thank you for protecting your ex from a miserable future chained to your superficiality.

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ChrisG19 0

True Harry potter is awesome but just because you didn't read them all doesnt mean she should dump you. Sorry your girlfriend is a bitch OP

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Drummer389000 0

Wow you've never read Harry Potter? Getting dumped us a little drastic for that, but you still need to read them. I personally really like them. :)

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ExpertOfDerps 4

Why does he "need" to read them? People have to accept the fact that not everyone gives a **** about one book.

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bubo_fml 10

Go to Ollivander's & buy her a wand...Obviously, she doesn't want to use yours...

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JenniferTheDark 0

You, sir, just lost an MLIAer, which happens to be the best type of girlfriend you can have.

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nanxi 30

Wow, because that will totally encourage you to read the HP books.

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eleynaxo626 0

Sounds like creepy Connie on Disney channel.. My brother watches disney all the time-- don't judge :p

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sweetbabes29 0

Maybe it's Just an excuse :/

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