Intimacy: Today, my girlfriend finally got a Facebook account. Too bad...

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By anon - 31/01/2011 22:46 - United States

Today, my girlfriend finally got a Facebook account. Too bad she doesn't know the difference between a wall post and a message. She just described how much she enjoyed our sex last night, in great detail. My mom liked it. FML

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You deserved it 8 851

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By Anonymous - 30/10/2013 23:39 - United States - South Gate

Today, my girlfriend decided to break up with me over Facebook. Unfortunately, she "accidentally" posted it on my wall instead of sending me a message, so the whole world could see it. My mom liked her post. FML

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By djkimmaz - 03/12/2011 11:23 - United Kingdom

Today, my mom, who is relatively new to Facebook, posted on her friend's wall, telling her about her recent diagnosis of vaginal thrush. She assumed that her wall post was private. Six of my friends liked the post. FML

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By ugadawgs09 - 02/11/2011 04:32 - United States

Today, while I was having sex with my girlfriend, I heard a notification on my iPhone. I thought nothing of it until we were done, and then I checked it out. My mom had posted on my Facebook, telling me that if I didn't keep it down, she was going to come up to my room. FML

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By facebook - 24/06/2010 10:09 - Australia

Today, my girlfriend "accidentally" set her relationship status to "single", and 20 of my friends "liked" it, including my mom. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/06/2013 05:54 - United States

Today, I lost my virginity. Not only did my parents somehow find out, they posted about it on Facebook. FML

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You deserved it 11 273

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By food critic - 22/12/2016 14:26 - Australia - Ryde

Today, I saw my girlfriend's mother tagged at a restaurant, the same one I had suggested we try earlier in the week. At the time, she quickly shut me down because "that place sounds terrible". I guess she forgot that she finally added me on Facebook. FML

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By Andrew - 02/01/2014 23:49 - Portugal - Lisbon

Today, I sent a message on Facebook to a girl I really like. She replied, "..." It took me three hours to realize she'd actually written it. I thought it was just Facebook telling me she was typing. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/08/2009 18:53 - United States

Today, my girlfriend updated her Facebook status when I was with her. No, let me correct myself. Today, my girlfriend updated her Facebook status when I was in her. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/12/2015 14:56 - United States - Seattle

Today, I learned that my girlfriend takes creepshots of me sleeping, and my mom likes them on her Instagram. FML

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By sisco2901 - 22/01/2012 09:12 - Slovakia

Today, my recent ex-girlfriend posted a photo of herself on Facebook. It was a picture of herself in the arms of a half-naked male stripper. She posted it on my wall. FML

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xMrAndyTranx 4

Tuesday 1 February 2011 1:19

why're you complaining now everyone knows you're a great ****

furburger 0

Tuesday 1 February 2011 1:57

Just "liking" it leaves a lot of things in question. Like father, like son? She likes it like that too? She's glad you finally got laid? She's appreciative of your girlfriend's alliteration?

Comments

margokle 1

Tuesday 1 February 2011 2:55

Do I hear the sound of a threesome in the making?

persimmon 0

Tuesday 1 February 2011 3:03

sounds more like an fml for her haha

Ninja_ABN 0

Tuesday 1 February 2011 2:52

Best FML ever! xD

VinegarStrokes 0

Tuesday 1 February 2011 3:12

You, good sir, are an idiot.

DRIEAM 0

Tuesday 1 February 2011 2:50

She's proud of you. She knows you deserve recognition for nailing one of the undesireables.

banana_buddy 6

Tuesday 1 February 2011 3:13

disregard the previous comment, idk how my post got moved from #2 to #11.

margokle 1

Tuesday 1 February 2011 2:54

Do I hear a threesome in the making?

IHeartJimi02 0

Tuesday 1 February 2011 7:57

You don't need to put "deserve it" after "ydi".

IHeartJimi02 0

Tuesday 1 February 2011 7:59

You don't need to put "deserve it" after "ydi".

purple_sarah88 0

Tuesday 1 February 2011 3:29

LMAO! At least your mom is supportive!

Kolden 11

Tuesday 1 February 2011 3:37

awesome

perdix 29

Tuesday 1 February 2011 4:28

Make sure your idiot girlfriend doesn't get a page on Facialbook. That's a no-win situation for you -- if your mom "likes" that, then you've got problems.