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By anon - 31/01/2011 22:46 - United States

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Today, my girlfriend finally got a Facebook account. Too bad she doesn't know the difference between a wall post and a message. She just described how much she enjoyed our sex last night, in great detail. My mom liked it. FML
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xMrAndyTranx 4

why're you complaining now everyone knows you're a great ****

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furburger 0

Just "liking" it leaves a lot of things in question. Like father, like son? She likes it like that too? She's glad you finally got laid? She's appreciative of your girlfriend's alliteration?

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Decodedman 1

FYL. Now quit bragging. :)

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wittyme 0

cool girlfriend and mom! lol

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JpasDa1 2

Now every female you know on facebook its gonna wanna try your stuff out to make sure your girlfriend isn't just full of hot air, but is full of you ;)

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GoingLesbian 0

LOL oh shit. Least it wasn't your mother asking about your period on your wall. I'M 21 MOM srsly?!? Lol

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FYLbeast 2

at least you will find out if she ever cheats...she'll just post it on her wall accidentally

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KayyLily 0

be glad it was about how good you are and not how much you suck.

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underguarded 20

YDI for having your parents as friends on FaceBook.

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EvilDave 13

I don't see the problem with this.

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Zombies_eat_Nath 0

if Diddly-Bob ol mr Jenkins taught me anything.. I would say you should have had this deep conversation with your mom. almost like a bonding thing.. talking about sex and how nasty it was and how great it was and what kinda fruit it made you feel like.! then after your done with that ask your mom if she's your sister dude?? that's how alot of ppl like it.. idk about you or Peter or me.. well ya know. but! sex is almost like drilling a hole in an orange. I don't know where I'm going with this so just have a good day Timmy! :D

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