By Anonymous - 08/11/2010 01:05 - United States

Today, my Halloween costume finally showed up in the mail. Their consolation for a late delivery? A 50 cent discount. FML
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allmidnighteyes 10

This is why you don't wait until the week before to buy your costume. This is also why you pay the extra $10 or so for faster shipping.

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TheRealFamilyGuy 5

don't worry OP you can still make it for thailand's Banquet for Monkeys which is held on the 20th of november. which is a great night for all

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marinus_fml 19

12, Maybe that's just Australian sense? American sense would be to wait for it to come late, and then sue for personal distress reasons.

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missory_missouri 0

That's what I would do! You australians are FREAKS! lol

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babyyappld 7

15, it's also Canadian sense but you're right about the American sense

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OrginalOwen 0

Win for lazy Halloweencustomes.com

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EricaCookies 0

well, us brits will wait for the mailman to come and chuck a cup of tea at them, and then politely request a refund.

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Shaebug12 0

how is that an FML? u don't have to pay 50 cents, FYL!!! NOT!!!

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rockstatic 0

I'm calling this one a YDI because OP should have complained harder and listed the company on the post if they refused to budge. He should have started by asking for a full refund and threatening never to buy from them again.

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Bobby100 14

The Asian sense would be to use it next year...

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jonathanhand 0

why do bitches always talk shit about America?

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ZiivaZephyr 6

I assume his costume wasn't the Flash then...

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Dashelle 25

can't always cancel it. Well, you'll get ot use it soon!

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ZleveL 0

recycle? no no, it would be re-using. wait no, it would be only USING, because she didn't use it before, so it can't be Reusing, just USING. Aaaahhhh much better :) sweet candy, why can't you wear make up? religious reasons?

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allmidnighteyes 10

This is why you don't wait until the week before to buy your costume. This is also why you pay the extra $10 or so for faster shipping.

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dragonaair 5

Thats not always the case. I ordered a costume a month before once, but it came extremely late although i had fast shipping.

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tttiffany 0

I payed an extra $10 for my iPhone to ship faster and it did not ship within 3-5 days! it took 12 days to ship PLUS the traveling time. total BS.

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PizzaGuy11 0

... at least think up something more than that.

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stitch_book 4

nah. sometimes, that's all that needs to be said. but was it OP's fail, or the company's? :/

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DrAwesome 6

Buy some bubble gum and chew it with dissatisfaction. You've earned it.

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extremenoodles 0

You have it for next year! Unless it's like something that won't make sense next year... Like a Chilean Miner, a Meat Dress, or anything related to Avatar/Jackass 3D/Some other stupid movie no one will remember in a year (kidding with Avatar... sort of)

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FYLDeep 25

Nobody will be forgetting Avatar will the sequels coming out. But you might have to wait two or three years for the costume to make sense again.

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PizzaGuy11 0

throw it at random ppl from across the street. you know. have some fun.

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mitchn60 6

Your costume wasn't going to be a Ninja, was it?

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UsmcDevilDogs 0

good for u got a pistol as a marine I got my baby m281 Barrett

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mitchn60 6

As a Marine you would have known it's an M82A1. So I doubt you were a Marine.

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mitchn60 6

Ninja was in reference to another posting, about a t-shirt.

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chelle_starlight 0

try to save it for next year...unless it is one of those slutty ones...anyone could probably try to find an excuse to wear it anytime during the year...toga, toga, toga!!

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chelle_starlight 0

oops...op is a boy...haha...but still, you get my vibe...haha

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Zmeilerr 22

what's wrong with a guy wearing a slutty halloween costume?

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x_HELLo_tHERE_x 0

I have guy friends who wear the girl outfits like that. Best part is that some people really thought they were girls. 

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marinus_fml 19

I don't normally do this, but please! At least spell *wear* correctly.

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1990TD 6

So... Marinus... you're dutch by blood Huh? You sure look like a dutch guy! Can you speak dutch as well? ^^

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marinus_fml 19

haha yes all four my grandparents are Dutch, but they moved to S.Africa, and my parents were born there, and so was I. ahmm I can sort of speak it, but I can understand it perfectly :P speaking just seems so weird because it's so close to Afrikaans, and I tend to use the Afrikaans words instead :)

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