By PlayTag - 05/02/2009 00:58 - United States

Spicy
Today, my girlfriend gave me a blow-up doll and told me to practice. FML
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O_0 0

If i where you at this point i would practice...give her an amazing ****** and then stop having sex with her.

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Dr_Phil 0

Dude you need to dump her. I'm picking up a ****-vibe from her. She's going to eventually cheat on you.

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eman1972 4

The next time you're making love to your girlfriend just stop right in the middle, pull out your blowup doll and screw it like you've never done before. Teach her a lesson.

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LaSpiph 1

XD Do you like the feisty ones, OP? Maybe she's pissed because you're the only one coming during sex. If she's worth it, I would practice, but not on the blow up doll. Talk to her about what she likes and what you can do to make her feel good. It's harder for the woman to come during sex and not caring about her pleasure could make her feel used. I can't really say weather or not she's justified without knowing how you treat her, but I do know that being selfish in bed is a good way to end any relationship.

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rorex 26

All these comments are ridiculous. Obviously he's not pleasing her. She's doing what she should. If she's not enjoying the sex then why keep doing it? I'd want to get off too.

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Xandriajoy10 18

What a bitch! There are nicer ways to help your partner improve in bed. I'd tell her that you'll go find some one else to 'practice' with. She can enjoy a little solo time and see how she likes it!

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Perry85 42

Hand her a ***** and tell her I'll practice if you do.

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