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By Michigan - 05/02/2009 01:18 - United States

Today, I walked past a man handing out miniature Bibles on my way to class. He handed me one, commenting "here, you look like you need this." FML

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By california - 14/03/2009 20:55 - United States

Today, I was walking down the street and noticed a man in ripped clothes with a cup out asking for money. I was on my way to the movies but I felt like this man needed it more that me. Right as I gave it to him, he pulled out his blackberry. FML

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By what people do for money - 18/07/2014 16:45 - United States - Houston

Today, I was helping out at my church. At lunchtime, a really cute guy my age walked over and told me I was pretty. I was flattered, until I turned around and saw his annoyed buddies handing him several dollar bills. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/08/2019 14:00 - United States

Today, I was walking down the street, wearing nothing offensive, minding my own business, when a car drove past and threw something that hit me really hard in the back of my head. It was a Bible. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/10/2012 12:24 - Australia - Adelaide

Today, I went out of my way to avoid street preachers thrusting hateful propaganda at me. A young woman ran up to me and started waving paper in my face, and I snapped at her to fuck off. Right afterwards I realised she was returning something that fell out of my pocket. She looked terrified. FML

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Nice girl

By Lithiac - 04/02/2014 06:16 - United States - Ocala

Today, at the grocery store, an elderly woman asked for help with some tea. I lent her a hand, spending a good twenty minutes reading different labels out loud until she found one she liked. After she was done, she handed me a pamphlet and said, "You're a nice girl. I hope you don't go to hell." FML

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By NoNaMe - 04/06/2009 08:07 - Australia

Today, while walking down the street, a homeless man walked up to me. He opened his mouth to say something and I immediately said that I didn't have any spare change because I was late for work. He then said "I was gonna ask you for the time, dickwad". Apparently he wasn't homeless. FML

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By Misky - 02/07/2012 02:51

Today, I was walking past a homeless guy while smoking; he asked if he could have a cigarette. So I gave him one and said without thinking, "Sorry, it’s a menthol, but beggars can't be choosers." FML

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By thoughthewasjoking - 15/08/2014 21:10 - United States - Bessemer

Today, while walking to work, I saw a homeless guy with a funny "NEED MONEY 4 BOOZE" sign, so I gave him a few spare dollars for his humor. On my way back home, he was out cold on the sidewalk with several empty bottles beside him. Whoops. FML

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By wallet? GONE - 21/04/2013 22:27 - United States - Pueblo

Today, I was mugged by a street preacher. The same one who'd earlier in the day screamed at me for being an evil sinner. FML

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Broke

By Anon - 22/03/2012 23:32 - United States - Stony Point

Today, I spotted a $100 bill on the ground. Being a little strapped for cash, I excitedly picked it up. I discovered it was one of those religious tract papers made to look like a folded bill, with a message scolding me for being greedy. FML

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IhateNY 0

Monday 9 February 2009 23:06

Maybe he KNEW you had a wobbly table leg and it was the perfect size.

Dr_Phil 0

Thursday 5 February 2009 18:57

Stop being so insecure.

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TC_fml 0

Thursday 5 February 2009 17:44

Agree with #1, he's proselytizing for his cult. I suppose he needs to meet his recruitment quota? As a practicing atheist (-: I usually have snarkier replies...

truelyawesome 0

Sunday 14 February 2010 19:58

**** you, Christianity isn't a cult. don't be an athirst ass

kjb64 0

Tuesday 23 March 2010 13:13

at least we have something to believe in

kiltsaresexy 4

Monday 26 April 2010 22:52

How can one be a practicing Atheist? An Athiest believes in no god or any kind of religion. Saying you're a "practicing Athiest" suggests some kind of routine or ritual. Next time just call yourself an Athiest.

ninjaruler 0

Tuesday 21 December 2010 3:38

umm Christianity is not a cult... it is one of the worlds leading religions

Krennicus 0

Thursday 21 July 2011 22:39

Atheist believe in Life, Love, and truth. We don't believe in eternal torture, magic, or the supernatural.

MollyXD124 7

Monday 15 August 2011 6:15

Practicing Atheist? Ok, nonetheless, I totally agree with you.

poopdollar123 4

Thursday 24 November 2011 3:11

have fun in hell!

friedpwnadge 25

Sunday 24 November 2013 3:14

More like as a practicing asshole. You can have different views without being a douche.

Dr_Phil 0

Thursday 5 February 2009 18:57

Stop being so insecure.

greenman_fml 0

Thursday 5 February 2009 20:04

You must be a common prostitute, smeared with the paint of seduction, flaunting your wiles for Satan!

HatchetMan 0

Saturday 7 February 2009 18:22

Comment moderated for rule-breaking.

truelyawesome 0

Sunday 14 February 2010 20:00

y are u an ass? you're going to he'll someday, and the more you piss on us, the sooner it will be...

MeesterMatt 3

Wednesday 16 May 2012 6:05

Omg no way ur so cool saying that everyone loves ignorant assholes

IhateNY 0

Monday 9 February 2009 23:06

Maybe he KNEW you had a wobbly table leg and it was the perfect size.

wicked_fml 0

Wednesday 25 February 2009 7:50

Maybe you need a shirt like mine that says "Sin like you mean it." *g*

can_sympathize56 0

Monday 9 March 2009 5:12

Don't worry, trying to guilt people is how they operate. You're not a bad person, they're just slimy. (Also, I'd have to agree with #6... what do you mean, #2?)

leadninja 0

Thursday 19 March 2009 5:41

WAIT. How did he hand you a book after you walked past him!?

hattar 0

Saturday 21 March 2009 7:41

lol, what an asshole! ******* religious people

nafiul93 0

Thursday 26 March 2009 23:17

what a dick

truelyawesome 0

Sunday 14 February 2010 20:04

you are what you eat

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