By Anonymous - 14/06/2013 21:21 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, my girlfriend got into bed with me and started fooling around. I had a terrible migraine, which she knew, so I asked her to stop because it wasn't helping. She then yelled at me for being "ungrateful" and "selfish", and accused me of secretly being gay. FML
I agree, your life sucks 49 442
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Same thing different taste

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Just because you had a migraine she accused you of all of those terms? Good gravy.

GemmaStyles 14

If anything, she's the selfish one.

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Sex actually does help migraines. That being said, I suffer from chronic migraines and it's not the sex that's a problem, it is the ability to get in the mood. So, fyl, but next time it might be worth a shot.

LilFlutter 10

June is National Migraine Awareness Month, so everyone please take a moment to learn about what migraines actually are (Google for the Migraine site, since I assume I can't post a link on here). Migraines are a progressive neurological disease that affect the entire body. One possible symptom is excruciating head pain, but the head pain can also be mild or completely absent during a migraine. There is a wide range of other symptoms, including diarrhea, vertigo, nausea, vomiting, sinus pain, pins-and-needles in an arm or the face, sensitivity to light, sensitivity to sound, ringing in the ears, hives, visual aura, and more - one type of migraine even has stroke-like symptoms such as loss of speech and temporary paralysis. Migraines can be very disabling - the World Health Organization has declared them as disabling as quadriplegia - and those who have the worst of them either need strong medications to try to prevent and stop them or no medications work for them. Those TV ads for Excedrin Migraine are very misleading! Chronic migraines are fifteen or more days per month of migraines.

but when they say they're tired it has to be acceptable

southerngalslove 15

wtf. when girls have a headache so no sex, its fine. but when guys have headache or migraine, were gay?!

I suffer from migraines as well so I feel for you. No matter how much sex helps with migraines you really don't feel like bumping around when breathing makes you cringe from pain.

On a side note, I've actually found that sex helps with my migranes. I'm not sure if it's hormonal or because it's a pleasing distraction, though.