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By Anonymous - 29/03/2015 19:54 - United States - Wheaton

Today, my girlfriend hasn't spoken to me in a week, so I gave her a call. No reply. I texted her, and got a text back saying: "Sorry, dude. Better luck next time!" FML

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By dumbass - 01/10/2009 20:07 - United States

Today, my girlfriend told me she lost her phone and not to call or text her. After about three hours, I text her phone, asking if she found it yet. I got a reply, saying "Nope." FML

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By SugarMyBalls - 19/12/2012 23:31 - United States - Winder

Today, I had been trying to text my girlfriend all day, but no reply. After a while, I became worried so I called. She picked up and said, "Can't talk, busy." Not even a minute later, my best friend says to me, "Dude, tell your girlfriend to leave me alone. She's been texting me all day." FML

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By Confused - 09/05/2022 14:00

Today, my long distance girlfriend finally responded to me, after a week of silence. Unfortunately, the response was to block me. I'm pretty sure she has found someone else, but doesn't want to tell me. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/08/2021 18:01

Today, I haven't heard from my girlfriend for over a week, after being in a relationship for 7 years with her. She'd called me, saying she had to care for her ex-husband because he had suffered a heart attack. Guess we're over. FML

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By Nox - 06/01/2010 07:25 - United States

Today, my girlfriend accused me of not having any friends. So I sent out a mass text saying "Hey, what's up?" to prove her wrong. I didn't get any replies. FML

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There's still hope, then?

By Anonymous - 08/02/2025 20:00 - Nigeria

Today, I think I've finally lost my girl. I think she stopped liking me a while ago, but I didn't ask because I was afraid of the answer. We haven't texted in almost two days now. FML

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By bigdawg702 - 26/09/2009 05:34 - United States

Today, I told my girlfriend of 9 months that I was ready for marriage and start having kids. She hasn't called or texted me since. FML

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By schwange - 15/05/2010 17:07 - United States

Today, my girlfriend left me for my best friend. Over a text message with "lol" in it. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/07/2009 02:17 - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I didn't call her in the last few days. I tried to explain to her that I was out at my grandfather's house in a remote place with no cell service to stand by him on his death bed. She thought I was making excuses and called me a lying bastard. FML

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By UnfortunatelySingle - 21/07/2015 06:15 - United States - Portland

Today, I wanted to text my girlfriend but lately we'd been at a loss for things to talk about. I thought, "Come on, she's your girlfriend, what's the worst that could happen." One hour and twenty two minutes later, I was single. FML

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giantsfan2010 23

Monday 30 March 2015 9:37

Haven't talked for a week? That's where the problem starts

lukian_fml 29

Monday 30 March 2015 9:35

That's a new way to receive a breakup

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shinikageWolf 15

Monday 30 March 2015 14:38

I'm guessing you did something wrong over a week ago?

LastResort318 14

Monday 30 March 2015 14:44

Why would he have done something wrong? This was all the girlfriend.

Ironic_Meme 10

Monday 30 March 2015 15:07

Go to her place and beat the shit out of that guy. It's what she really wants.

Zebediabolical 39

Monday 30 March 2015 15:58

Did she know she was your girlfriend?

SarcasticShade 16

Monday 30 March 2015 17:20

"It's been one week since you looked at me." Crushed it.

thes7274473 19

Monday 30 March 2015 18:06

What does that even mean?

dnice1864 18

Monday 30 March 2015 19:08

Sorry, o.p. I've been there. Not that it helps, but at least you got a text back. mine disconnected her number. FML

turtlechickenpie 4

Monday 30 March 2015 19:33

She was cheating on you

sammysutton2 2

Monday 30 March 2015 19:43

Time to kick some ass my friend.

blindkid1790 12

Monday 30 March 2015 20:05

That's when you text back, that you got tested and the results were positive! bet she text you back real quick.

unicornruler 16

Tuesday 31 March 2015 0:40

You waited a week??

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Today, I was at the pool when I saw a man eating the food I had ordered near my seat. I immediately ran up to him and asked him to stop stealing my food. I took the food away and threw it in the trash. Seconds later the attendant came out with my actual food. FML

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