By ScaredOfClowns - 31/12/2015 16:40 - United Kingdom - Brighton

Today, my girlfriend let me stay over at her house for the first time. I went into her room only to find out she's obsessed with the Joker and has a bunch of posters and toys of him. I am deathly afraid of clowns. FML
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ScaredOfClowns 11

(I didn't know how to get it to comment as the OP...) For those of you who are asking how I didn't know, she had never brought it up in conversation. We only recently started dating and she hadn't mentioned it at all. She knew that I was afraid of clowns and admitted later on that she thought I was kidding. I guess it could be worse, when I made an excuse to leave and we talked about it later, she suggest we stay at my place instead.

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berkeleyjake 13

want to see a magic trick? she's going to make your libido disappear

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AtherSheep 15

I'm not. I just don't like them.

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yeongji 31

I feel your pain, OP :( Before I even knew what clowns were, I would freak out and cry whenever I saw one.

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solarsanteria 15

I can't stand clowns but I've always had a special place in my heart for Joker.

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Kaalschneid 21

she's a keeper!!!

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0goniok 5

I have deep fear of clowns, to a point of panic attacks, collapsing and stuff, but Joker doesn't bother me.

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kenwolfy 14

Wait how long have you two been dating?

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