By ScaredOfClowns - 31/12/2015 16:40 - United Kingdom - Brighton

Today, my girlfriend let me stay over at her house for the first time. I went into her room only to find out she's obsessed with the Joker and has a bunch of posters and toys of him. I am deathly afraid of clowns. FML
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(I didn't know how to get it to comment as the OP...) For those of you who are asking how I didn't know, she had never brought it up in conversation. We only recently started dating and she hadn't mentioned it at all. She knew that I was afraid of clowns and admitted later on that she thought I was kidding. I guess it could be worse, when I made an excuse to leave and we talked about it later, she suggest we stay at my place instead.

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cheshireau 26

I hate clowns too. Except Pennywise, Krusty and the Joker. I don't know what that says about me.

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domolovesyoshi 33

You're fine with clowns that are outwardly evil and not the ones where you can't tell if they are or not. You're like me.

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cheshireau 26

That actually makes a lot of sense

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AtherSheep 15

Joker isn't a clown.. He's a joker.. That's like saying Harley is a clown, she's not. She's a jester. There's a different between clowns jesters and jokers.

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TripleDallas123 15

Meh, Every couple has their likes and dislikes.

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pasupathymuthu 16

I kind of share your fears/concerns. I have noticed that people who try to deliberately come across as funny, to the rest of the world, have a very dark and depressing side to them that is hidden.

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Hajile001 2

Joker isnt a clown as many believe. He is a Raging pyscopath who like makeup. So really, you have nothing to be afraid of!

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