By ScaredOfClowns - 31/12/2015 16:40 - United Kingdom - Brighton

Today, my girlfriend let me stay over at her house for the first time. I went into her room only to find out she's obsessed with the Joker and has a bunch of posters and toys of him. I am deathly afraid of clowns. FML
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ScaredOfClowns 11

(I didn't know how to get it to comment as the OP...) For those of you who are asking how I didn't know, she had never brought it up in conversation. We only recently started dating and she hadn't mentioned it at all. She knew that I was afraid of clowns and admitted later on that she thought I was kidding. I guess it could be worse, when I made an excuse to leave and we talked about it later, she suggest we stay at my place instead.

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dannidoll93 24

Push past it. Tell her you're gonna show her how to make your pencil disappear.

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tj4234 35

Bring in some Batman toys to save you. After all... Without Batman, crime has no punchline.

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bnbhimp 10

Do you ever dance in the dark under the pale moonlight?

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ronnixoxo 18

omg, i so feel your pain !! i wouldn't be able to set foot in that house after seeing all that.

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gage54 9

Just tell her that I'm sure it'll work out it could be worse

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MischievousMayhe 3

But... If she's that obsessed... How did it never come up in conversation? How did you NOT know?

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JamesILoveFML 11

Dress up as Batman the next time you go to her house.

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thedoctoralpha1 4

just wait until she wants to roleplay as him and Harley Quinn...

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