By Jackedup - 18/05/2011 07:57 - United States

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Today, my girlfriend of 1 month came over and told me she wanted to talk to me. We sat down on the couch and she told me she was pregnant and that it was mine. I reminded her that we've never slept together. FML
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iAmScrubs 19

Dr. Phil will know the answer!

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d10cat 0

can somebody tell me how to message people on here

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FreebirdIII 1

While you were sleeping..... Don't feel bad, a girl and I split up because she was moving to another state. 7 years later, she tells me her 5 year old son was mine???

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martin1987uk 5

gold digger, she's just hoping you'll fall for it and pay to support the baby. hopefully she's now your ex girlfriend.

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tanzanika 0

even if you did sleep with her. she couldnt possibly know that quick. one wouldnt really go and buy a pregnancy test without at least missing a period

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RainbowHeadache 2

I was 6 weeks when I found out. But that was a week after my missed period. You can find out as early as two weeks.

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RyanMacVey 17

anyone else feel bad for the fatherless baby???

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RockstarRN 10

She's stupid and you should be celebrating you aren't having a kid with that idiot!

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Capt_Oblivious 10

Abstinence, 99.8% effective.

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malters 9

the other point 2 is another baby Jesus I presume?

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mrtoothpick 11

Ahahahahaha.....hahahaha. Phew. Dumb bitch you've got there, OP.

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