By Jackedup - 18/05/2011 07:57 - United States

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Today, my girlfriend of 1 month came over and told me she wanted to talk to me. We sat down on the couch and she told me she was pregnant and that it was mine. I reminded her that we've never slept together. FML
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iAmScrubs 19

Dr. Phil will know the answer!

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Pigpen181 3

Who has she been doing and for how long?

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lovepinkandzombi 0

or did you? dun dun dunnn but seriously fyl

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waldoo37 8

lol epic fail. she's a cheater and a retard! xD OP you made my day better

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BrittanyPernell6 0

guess u shoulda slept wit her n u wouldn't have this problem

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Flutist 3

What problem, kicking out the dumb **** that lied to you isn't a problem. A month isn't much of a commitment, so I doubt (due to lack of sex) that they were in the throws of a passionate love affair. He pretty much needs to say, "Don't come back" and no problem. Now sleeping with her would have been the problem. :)

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TheMonica 0

That poor child... It undoubtably is going to be a complete moron with a mother like that.

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Oniat 2

Sounds pretty win to me. You've only dated a month and she's already proved she's an absolute moron. If only all the duds weeded themselves out this fast.

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fjretsel 1

OMG!! Whattadumbcunt!!!!!

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