By Jackedup - 18/05/2011 07:57 - United States

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Today, my girlfriend of 1 month came over and told me she wanted to talk to me. We sat down on the couch and she told me she was pregnant and that it was mine. I reminded her that we've never slept together. FML
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iAmScrubs 19

Dr. Phil will know the answer!

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rattusrattus 18

She's either dumb, trying to find a father for her child, or trying to 'trap' you (see: dumb).

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lulututu 4

Don't worry about it. Its only been a month suck it up and move on.

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angellovesjake17 0

JERRY JERRY JERRY!!!

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Flutist 3

I think there are several more reasons than she is dumb. 1. She cheated. 2. She can't remember who the father is so she just picked one. 3. She thought a guy wouldn't remember if he wasn't getting any or not.

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melted_cheese 5

man this chick doesn't even know whom she has slept with and with whom she hasn't

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kellyisyllek 0

is her name Quinn?

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Leigh_Badd 1

Wth?? How much of a hoe is she that she cnt evn remember who she did/didnt sleep wit?? Dumb Fck!!

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