Love: Today, my girlfriend of 2 months decided to wrestle with my younger... - FML

By lonleystoner91 - 03/09/2010 08:30 - France

Today, my girlfriend of 2 months decided to wrestle with my younger brother. He has gotten more action than I have. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/09/2013 21:00 - Hungary - Szeged

Today, my girlfriend came over to visit me and my brother at our apartment. I left for just five minutes to fix us lunch. When I got back, she was making out with my brother. FML

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By thatCanadianGuy7 - 29/06/2009 19:55 - Canada

Today, I got beaten up by my ex-girlfriend's older brother who does mixed martial arts, because my ex saw me making out with another girl. We broke up over 6 months ago. FML

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Classy.

By klifestyle2012 - 12/11/2017 19:00

Today, I came home to find my brother making out with my girlfriend while taking a selfie. FML

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By looke27 - 13/11/2010 07:21 - United States

Today, my girlfriend thought she was stronger than me so we arm wrestled. She won. I used both hands. FML

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By anonymous - 09/10/2011 01:20 - Australia

Today, I was play-wrestling with my girlfriend. I ended up with a cut, three bruises on my arm and a black eye. She just giggled the entire time. FML

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By Wenny - 18/01/2009 12:41 - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me that he was gay and that he is in love with my younger brother. FML

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Overreaction time

By DayamyWuzHere - 24/11/2009 22:47 - United States

Today, some girl punched me in the face and left a huge purple bruise. Apparently, her boyfriend has been cheating on her with me, because she always sees him walking me home. Her boyfriend is my older brother, who didn't bother telling her who I was, because he "wanted to see what she would do." FML

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By loserman - 29/04/2014 22:40 - United States - Frisco

Today, while at my brother's funeral, my girlfriend decided to tell me she'd been sleeping with him. FML

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Keep it in the family

By LY2 - 25/10/2019 02:00

Today, I found out why my boyfriend won't come over anymore. He and my brother apparently had a "thing" before we started dating. FML

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Inferiority complex

By jonatthon - 30/10/2022 17:00 - United Kingdom - Brighton

Today, my girlfriend met my brother who, despite being 10 years older, is taller, smarter, slimmer, richer, more handsome, and just objectively better in every way. He always has been. An hour ago, she broke up with me. Meeting my brother convinced her she'd settled for me and could do better with almost anyone else. FML

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StitchedBear 0

Friday 3 September 2010 19:02

yeah..life must really suck knowing your gf isn't an easy *****.

fmlwinnn 0

Friday 3 September 2010 19:00

suck it up, OP. it's only been 2 months.

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Tarak_fml 7

Friday 3 September 2010 21:16

chill bro it's only been a couple months

modelshark 0

Friday 3 September 2010 21:26

wow sucks prob not but thats a FIRST for me

Lisa89 3

Friday 3 September 2010 21:29

OP have you acually asked her is she wants any action/ tired something? Or are you just one of those guys who doesn't do anything and just expects the girl to give you BJs all day?

Xxt0xicXx66 0

Friday 3 September 2010 21:29

well somethin needs to change here lol

hydraj 0

Friday 3 September 2010 21:32

wow! he get her in any good positions? hehe

Murcie 0

Friday 3 September 2010 21:38

Tell her you want to wrestle

Dommmcheesecake 0

Friday 3 September 2010 21:40

Wrestle his girlfriend ;)

dudenextdoor 0

Friday 3 September 2010 21:46

your girlfriend is digging your brother's 'wrestling' moves! your pathetic move out the way and let your little brother handle business.

sdman923 0

Friday 3 September 2010 21:54

Simple solution, kill your brother.

remy3106 10

Friday 3 September 2010 21:55

lol that sucks!! maybe you should attempt to wrestle her next time, don't just sit back and wath and then come whinin to us about it, pussy!

TheShard1994 5

Friday 3 September 2010 21:57

U shouldn't have allowed it in the first place. Take that girl upstairs and do something, don't just watch them wrestle and come ask for sympathy here.

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