Love: Today, my girlfriend of 2 months decided to wrestle with my younger... - FML

By lonleystoner91 - 03/09/2010 08:30 - France

Today, my girlfriend of 2 months decided to wrestle with my younger brother. He has gotten more action than I have. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/09/2013 21:00 - Hungary - Szeged

Today, my girlfriend came over to visit me and my brother at our apartment. I left for just five minutes to fix us lunch. When I got back, she was making out with my brother. FML

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You deserved it 3 985

By thatCanadianGuy7 - 29/06/2009 19:55 - Canada

Today, I got beaten up by my ex-girlfriend's older brother who does mixed martial arts, because my ex saw me making out with another girl. We broke up over 6 months ago. FML

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Classy.

By klifestyle2012 - 12/11/2017 19:00

Today, I came home to find my brother making out with my girlfriend while taking a selfie. FML

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You deserved it 337

By looke27 - 13/11/2010 07:21 - United States

Today, my girlfriend thought she was stronger than me so we arm wrestled. She won. I used both hands. FML

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You deserved it 37 602

By anonymous - 09/10/2011 01:20 - Australia

Today, I was play-wrestling with my girlfriend. I ended up with a cut, three bruises on my arm and a black eye. She just giggled the entire time. FML

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You deserved it 27 588

By Wenny - 18/01/2009 12:41 - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me that he was gay and that he is in love with my younger brother. FML

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You deserved it 2 978

Overreaction time

By DayamyWuzHere - 24/11/2009 22:47 - United States

Today, some girl punched me in the face and left a huge purple bruise. Apparently, her boyfriend has been cheating on her with me, because she always sees him walking me home. Her boyfriend is my older brother, who didn't bother telling her who I was, because he "wanted to see what she would do." FML

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You deserved it 2 689

By loserman - 29/04/2014 22:40 - United States - Frisco

Today, while at my brother's funeral, my girlfriend decided to tell me she'd been sleeping with him. FML

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You deserved it 3 781

Keep it in the family

By LY2 - 25/10/2019 02:00

Today, I found out why my boyfriend won't come over anymore. He and my brother apparently had a "thing" before we started dating. FML

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You deserved it 137

Inferiority complex

By jonatthon - 30/10/2022 17:00 - United Kingdom - Brighton

Today, my girlfriend met my brother who, despite being 10 years older, is taller, smarter, slimmer, richer, more handsome, and just objectively better in every way. He always has been. An hour ago, she broke up with me. Meeting my brother convinced her she'd settled for me and could do better with almost anyone else. FML

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StitchedBear 0

Friday 3 September 2010 19:02

yeah..life must really suck knowing your gf isn't an easy *****.

fmlwinnn 0

Friday 3 September 2010 19:00

suck it up, OP. it's only been 2 months.

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WiseGuy79 14

Friday 3 September 2010 19:09

WTF are you waiting for then? Step up to the plate rookie

stokebasing 0

Friday 3 September 2010 19:18

Haha, this made me chuckle :P just start a tickle war or something :P You'll be wrestling then! You'll get some action soon :)

JillianlikesVogu 0

Friday 3 September 2010 20:29

Tickle wars rock.

fable_fayebee 0

Friday 3 September 2010 19:19

ydi for letting him get more action. grow some balls and duck your girlfriend already

fable_fayebee 0

Friday 3 September 2010 19:20

****, not duck :/

zakkaisftw 0

Friday 3 September 2010 19:19

this is like outnumberd where jake brings his gf round and his brother westles with her and he has to go to sleep but say jake is 13 and won't to kiss her!

Ethos_fml 0

Friday 3 September 2010 19:27

You could always just smoke some Trainwreck with her mate. Unless that 'stiner' in your name us just for kicks.

MoNiCa132 0

Friday 3 September 2010 19:34

it's only been 2 months keep u dick in ur pants shit

withered 30

Sunday 5 September 2010 18:47

I agree with you!!

mcsquanch 0

Friday 3 September 2010 19:36

nedd to pick up ur game B.

leeroyjenkins55 0

Friday 3 September 2010 19:44

lol that's too bad. you can always double team her.

xIxAMxAxGUY 0

Friday 3 September 2010 19:47

gayy.

gmor 0

Friday 3 September 2010 19:56

damn...

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Today, my girlfriend's dad returned home from deployment. Being the grade A fucktard that I am, I got flustered and asked, "So um, did you make it back?" He looked me dead in the eyes and said completely deadpan, "No, obviously I died. Moron." FML

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