Love: Today, my girlfriend of five years broke up with me, saying I've...

By Anonymous - 18/08/2015 04:09 - Canada - Brampton

Today, my girlfriend of five years broke up with me, saying I've changed and she can't be with someone who's so emotional all the time. Well I'm so sorry that after two weeks, I'm not quite over my brother's death yet. FML

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You deserved it 1 809

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By nadette - 25/05/2009 16:43 - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. She told me that her father didn't approve of me and forced her out of the relationship. Her father died 2 years ago. FML

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By Not his SunShine anymore - 10/07/2016 23:04 - United States - Manchester

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me over something that happened 5 years ago. We've only been together for 2 years as of this July. FML

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You deserved it 1 070

Don't jump to conclusions

By Anonymous - 27/12/2022 03:00

Today, my girlfriend of six months broke up with me. In her words, “Liking you fucked up my brain.” Later that afternoon, she posted a story of her with another dude’s arm around her. FML

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You deserved it 143

By Unloveable - 13/06/2016 16:32 - United States - Priest River

Today, my boyfriend of six years broke up with me over video chat. Two days before I was to move across the country to be with him. All of my things are already shipped. He said he thinks of me as a sister. FML

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You deserved it 1 090

By Babygirl - 17/05/2010 23:01 - France

Today, my boyfriend of two years broke up with me. Why? He said his mom didn't want us together anymore. His mom died three years ago. FML

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You deserved it 3 292

Inferiority complex

By jonatthon - 30/10/2022 17:00 - United Kingdom - Brighton

Today, my girlfriend met my brother who, despite being 10 years older, is taller, smarter, slimmer, richer, more handsome, and just objectively better in every way. He always has been. An hour ago, she broke up with me. Meeting my brother convinced her she'd settled for me and could do better with almost anyone else. FML

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You deserved it 164

No need for white knights

By jpaylay - 31/07/2022 22:00

Today, my sister's boyfriend of over a year broke up with her. As her brother, I instinctively wanted to beat him up, but he is too much of nice guy for me to be able to hurt him. FML

I agree, your life sucks 256

You deserved it 1 048

FML by proxy

By Everything Counts - 10/09/2023 16:00 - United States

Today, my brother's life was ripped apart. His wife has chosen to no longer be his wife and is trying to keep his dog as well. My brother has always been proud of his family and hopeful for the future. He will spring back, but this came out of left field. FML

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You deserved it 118

Moving day

By Anonymous - 11/09/2015 18:49 - Canada - Brampton

Today, I told to my girlfriend of 5 years that I'm depressed about having no friends, no job and a difficult family life. I told her that she's the one constant that keeps me going. She decided this was a good time to break up with me to "find" herself, since I was being so mopey. FML

I agree, your life sucks 26 365

You deserved it 3 849

By Tjop - 15/04/2011 11:50 - South Africa

Today, my girlfriend of three and half years broke up with me, just after I'd finished fixing up her house, which took me about three and a half years. FML

I agree, your life sucks 46 684

You deserved it 6 029

nikki151 21

Tuesday 18 August 2015 19:24

What a bitch

laxtax 19

Tuesday 18 August 2015 19:25

Sorry for your loss, and trust me if she's not willing to stay by your side during the tough times she's not worth it

Comments

loganhu 7

Saturday 22 August 2015 9:08

yet u r at fml for

dirty_dan_ 15

Saturday 22 August 2015 16:07

Sorry about that man. But at least you don't have to deal with her nasty ass anymore

Katsumaxson 0

Sunday 23 August 2015 8:04

She's a bitch. You deserve much better and maybe this was your brother's way of helping show you how she isn't worth any more of your love or care.

Bernadetta 12

Sunday 23 August 2015 8:30

What the f... is this bi.tch. I think you are perfect guy and you deserve someone who acts like a normal person

Miura424 1

Sunday 23 August 2015 14:18

My ex-girlfriend of 2 years did the same thing to me. I wasn't enjoyable to be around while watching my granddad deteriorate very quickly from stomach cancer. The same week as his funeral she ended it. I feel you man.