Love: Today, my girlfriend of over four years cheated on me in revenge...

By Anonymous - 13/07/2013 21:39 - United States - Salinas

Today, my girlfriend of over four years cheated on me in revenge for me abandoning our date last night. I'm a surgeon on call at the local hospital. FML

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By annoyedguy - 30/06/2009 11:20 - United States

Today, my girlfriend missed our date, so I angrily texted her, telling her if she can't make our dates then we should break up, and generally telling her off. Five minutes later I get a picture of her sleeping in a hospital bed from her mother, saying, "Shut the fuck up, she had appendicitis." FML

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Understanding

By Chia - 10/05/2013 22:58 - Australia - Mona Vale

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I cancelled our date tonight. I cancelled because I had a seizure and was taken to the hospital. FML

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By need an appendickectomy - 17/03/2013 20:12 - Finland

Today, I found out my boyfriend has been cheating on me for months. It all started while I was in the hospital, he says, because we were supposed to go out that day, but then I "had to go and get sick". He blames my emergency surgery for his infidelity. FML

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Misery

By Galaxy-eyes photon human - 04/06/2020 02:00

Today, I found out my boyfriend is cheating on me. The worst part is I’m currently stuck in his house and can’t even deal with a fight right now. Why? Because I just had surgery this morning. FML

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By noname - 18/02/2013 01:28 - United States - Middletown

Today, after being in the hospital for 2 weeks after emergency abdominal surgery, my girlfriend, who didn't even bother to ask how I was, made me hobble to her house just to dump me and send me straight back home. FML

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Right in the kidneys

By still single - 28/07/2021 22:01

Today, after spending three weeks in the hospital for a kidney infection, I found out the girl I have been dating now has a girlfriend. I guess that’s why she couldn’t visit me this whole time. FML

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Insanity

By Leroy - 05/10/2019 02:01 - Australia

Today, my girlfriend slapped me and dumped me because she thought I was gay, simply because I had to miss a date because one of my guy friends was in a car accident, and I went to see him at the hospital. FML

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By single - 08/08/2015 06:23 - United States - Houston

Today, my psycho ex crashed a date with my girlfriend. She acted like we were still together and made a big show of dumping me for cheating on her. My actual girlfriend bought it hook line and sinker. Now I'm single again. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/12/2010 08:47 - United States

Today, my girlfriend dumped me via text message. The sad thing is that I left my fiancée of 5 years to be with a girl I worked with at Walmart. My ex-fiancée is now a doctor. I still work at Walmart. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/08/2015 11:28 - United States - Manhattan Beach

Today, I caught my girlfriend cheating on me. Now she's threatening to kill herself if I don't forgive her. FML

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calilovesneb 12

Sunday 14 July 2013 10:21

I'd cry. What a bitch. She'll regret it when she never finds better.

EverestMelting 23

Sunday 14 July 2013 10:23

It's probably best you two split off, OP, unless you two want to try to work things out. Just saying that no one deserves such bad treatment like that. Sorry for what happened!

Comments

daveyboy216 3

Tuesday 16 July 2013 1:58

As a fellow doctor who has been cheated on by his last two girlfriends, I feel you. BUT the fact that she cheated might be a sign that you are too work obsessed, and need to spend more time on your relationships. I know I do. Still, I feel for you and won't YDI

ChunkyBuiscuit 13

Tuesday 16 July 2013 2:47

That's ****** up. I'd never cheat for revenge. I'd never cheat ever.

SCTetra 10

Tuesday 16 July 2013 7:42

Feel sorry for you man. At least you know what she is. Only thing to maybe justify it though is if you ignore her.

Dusty_Busters 15

Tuesday 16 July 2013 22:37

What a dumb bitch

kaduzy 12

Wednesday 17 July 2013 11:52

A surgeon, huh? Dump that trick and move up. I can give you my number. ;-)

fj19 9

Thursday 18 July 2013 2:57

So not meant to be.

chipmunkofddoom 13

Thursday 18 July 2013 10:39

I'd dump that bitch in a heartbeat. if she cheated over something so simple as THAT, she's probably done it many times before.

omaira 2

Friday 19 July 2013 4:29

I know the feeling, my boyfriend of three years broke up with me a few weeks ago because I was always busy with work. I'm an attorney I guess it comes with the territory with high demanding professions. But trust me when I tell you she'll regret it.

omaira 2

Friday 19 July 2013 4:32

I know the feeling, my boyfriend of three years broke up with me a few weeks ago because I was always busy with work (I'm an Attorney) I guess it comes with the territory within high demanding professions. Trust me though she'll regret it!!! Good Luck, it will get better trust me!