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By The_Taxman - 20/08/2011 22:20 - United States

Today, my girlfriend of two years confessed that she'd gotten married. But not to worry: she only did it for "tax reasons." FML
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The_Taxman 5

I was the one who submitted this FML. She was a full-time girlfriend that I was committed very deeply to and had every intent of spending the rest of my life with. Then she sprang the whole "getting married to some other guy to help out with taxes" thing.

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JEHughes 13

leave her. for the reason of her being a *****.

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cheesecakex 5

Just be glad YOU weren't the poor sucker to marry her. Lucky escape is lucky.

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raskkal 0

you need a new girlfriend bro! who knows what else she has kept from you

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jenny321 1

Sorry to hear that. Personally, I'd probably only marry for VISA purposes, but I'd definitely tell whomever I was seeing first.

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Akalia_fml 7

When would be a good time for you to worry, exactly? When she tells you that she's pregnant and expects you to help raise it?

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JohhnyKeroscene 2

if a girl and a gay dude did get married for tax reasons, would you guys get pissed? id do it. but im not saying thats exactly the situation, Im just saying why does she automatically have to be a *****? and not some other situation?

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The_Taxman 5

As a point of reference, she just got married to the guy last Thursday, so it wasn't like she was married this whole time.

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hawaiian2393 0

If she had to lie to break up with u then SHE'S TOO YOUNG FOR YOU BRO haha

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ltsune 3

That sucks so hard! Time to find a new girl, and let this one enjoy her taxes.

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