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By The_Taxman - 20/08/2011 22:20 - United States

Today, my girlfriend of two years confessed that she'd gotten married. But not to worry: she only did it for "tax reasons." FML

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The_Taxman 5

Sunday 21 August 2011 3:31

I was the one who submitted this FML. She was a full-time girlfriend that I was committed very deeply to and had every intent of spending the rest of my life with. Then she sprang the whole "getting married to some other guy to help out with taxes" thing.

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JEHughes 13

Sunday 21 August 2011 2:06

leave her. for the reason of her being a *****.

cheesecakex 5

Sunday 21 August 2011 2:08

Just be glad YOU weren't the poor sucker to marry her. Lucky escape is lucky.

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Nexus_surgeon 7

Wednesday 14 September 2011 1:56

Try to sell your Kidney,and buy a sport car for her !

golliboy 6

Sunday 18 September 2011 5:43

tell her how dumb she is and dump her stupid ass

ninabobina4ever 3

Wednesday 16 May 2012 4:07

Poor guy! You should get married and tell your girlfriend it wad for tax reasons

doglover100 28

Friday 23 November 2012 15:55

She sucks.

crystalxa 35

Wednesday 25 September 2013 19:35

she couldn't have married you?

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