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By The_Taxman - 20/08/2011 22:20 - United States

Today, my girlfriend of two years confessed that she'd gotten married. But not to worry: she only did it for "tax reasons." FML
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I was the one who submitted this FML. She was a full-time girlfriend that I was committed very deeply to and had every intent of spending the rest of my life with. Then she sprang the whole "getting married to some other guy to help out with taxes" thing.

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JEHughes 13

leave her. for the reason of her being a *****.

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cheesecakex 5

Just be glad YOU weren't the poor sucker to marry her. Lucky escape is lucky.

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raaawwwrrZ 8

...**** YOU ALEX TREBEC!!! YOU STAY THE **** AWAY FROM FML!!

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mousepad41 0

Hi I'm pretty sure taxation is illegal Sue whoeverrrr

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holakittylover 0

it sounds like its going to work out!

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JawneeG 0

SHE'S IMMORTAL!! How will we ever stop her. It's more of inhumane.

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mama8809 0

Why didn't she marry you

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dragonfire53511 1

@OP - Dude if you believe she only married this dude for Tax purposes then you post it here looking for sympathy..... I don't know what you smoking but it puff puff pass not puff puff puff puff down the stupid juice and puff some more because I sure your ex isn't puffing on that guy's joint for taxes purpose. Your life sux but I've seen worst. get your head out of your anus and keep your joint away from her snatch before one of her creepy crawly bites it off and go find a new girl.

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