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By quickfingers100 - 22/07/2011 13:38 - United Kingdom

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Today, my girlfriend put a paper bag over my head while we had sex. Her reason? Because she thinks she is so good in bed she was worried I'd hyperventilate due to all the excitement. Instead I fainted due to lack of oxygen after three minutes. FML
I agree, your life sucks 42 933
You deserved it 10 734

Same thing different taste

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I can't believe you got brown bagged!

littlemissFYL 5
briarisafaggot 0

she put a bag on my head. still counts I just had seeexxx!

loah 0

wrong! it's cause your ugly. that's why the bag was on the head. dummy.

saint556 4

well my friend you are defiantly ugly as all mess, and it seems like you are gullible as can be as well. sorry

did you leave out the part where she glued a photo of someone else's face on the bag?