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By kdeeeceee - 05/11/2011 07:25 - United States

Today, my girlfriend sent me a sexy picture of herself in my boxers. I thought it would be funny to take a picture of myself in the thong she left in my room and send it to her. She thought it would be funnier on Facebook. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/03/2013 21:52 - United States - Lake Dallas

Today, thinking my girlfriend had left her little black thong in the dryer to tease me, I sent her a picture of me seductively posing with it. She didn't text back, but a few hours later my 16 year old daughter asked if she'd left anything in the dryer. FML

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By smart phone mms - 07/12/2009 06:36 - United States

Today, I got a new smartphone and wanted to surprise my girlfriend with a naughty picture with it. A few minutes after sending it, I got a reply back from my girlfriend. And my best friend. And my sister. And everyone on my contacts list. FML

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By kb - 10/01/2015 14:35 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I accidentally sent my teacher a picture of me in my boyfriend's boxers instead of my essay. FML

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By denise - 23/11/2009 05:07 - United States

Today, I was feeling a little racy and decided to send my boyfriend some naked pictures of myself. He responded, "That's OK, but does your face have to be in them?" FML

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By MisterSeth - 17/06/2009 01:44 - United States

Today, my girlfriend sent me a naked picture of herself and I wish she hadn't. FML

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By eeelise5296 - 01/03/2012 20:39 - United States

Today, my boyfriend sent me a picture. In the mirror I could see a bra and thong sitting on his bed. They weren't mine. FML

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By jodibut - 06/02/2012 16:18 - United States

Today, I put my boyfriend's t-shirt on and took sexy pictures with nothing else but panties. I then sent him the pictures. His reply was, "Can you wash that when you're done?" FML

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By sisco2901 - 22/01/2012 09:12 - Slovakia

Today, my recent ex-girlfriend posted a photo of herself on Facebook. It was a picture of herself in the arms of a half-naked male stripper. She posted it on my wall. FML

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Sorry father…

By Anonymous - 10/01/2011 20:55 - United States

Today, I tried to email my Dad a picture of someone we knew that I'd found on the Internet. He called me later to inform me that I had actually sent him a picture of myself in a naughty school girl outfit that I'd taken for my husband. My mom was laughing her ass off. FML

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By Sunshine.0.ninja - 29/07/2010 18:28 - United States

Today, I was looking through my boyfriends phone, when I found a naked picture of myself. Too bad I haven't sent him any. Ever. FML

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Saturday 5 November 2011 11:15

*facepalm*

MarjoCupcake 11

Saturday 5 November 2011 11:15

Lmao, I'm sorry OP.

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paradiseisland01 0

Saturday 5 November 2011 14:49

So big deal , she must have thought you looked cute!

audiophileMom 11

Saturday 5 November 2011 14:50

Sorry, OP. But it really is kinda funny... Like your initial funny, too tho! You seem like an entertaining couple!

TheClumsiest 0

Saturday 5 November 2011 14:54

LOL

uhhRawr 7

Saturday 5 November 2011 15:01

So put hers on facebook too

OfficeNinja 5

Saturday 5 November 2011 15:04

She was right - it is funnier on facebook!

bored2000 0

Saturday 5 November 2011 15:14

Idiot

pborshay 12

Saturday 5 November 2011 15:47

And she was right!

Poetaster 10

Saturday 5 November 2011 16:08

OWNED

boarderdude119 2

Saturday 5 November 2011 16:26

Giggity!

momo1972 3

Saturday 5 November 2011 16:34

I would have to agree...that's some funny shit

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Sorry father…

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