Sexting and Intimacy: Today, my girlfriend sexted me for the first time in months....

By KiDCuSHi - 20/08/2011 04:58 - Canada

Today, my girlfriend sexted me for the first time in months. Halfway through reading it I was getting kind of hot. Then I found a spelling mistake and all I could think to do was correct her. She now won't talk to me. FML

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Same thing different taste

By Poem - 19/12/2009 04:29 - United States

Today, I spent hours delicately writing out what seemed to be a beautiful poem to my girlfriend. After I sent it to her, I kept eyeing my phone to see her surprised message. No, the only response I got was, "You may want to use a spellcheck." FML

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By Anonymous - 17/06/2012 04:53 - United States - Lancaster

Today, I was reading erotic literature and noticed several errors in syntax, resulting in my mood being killed. I was cockblocked by my need for grammatical correctness. FML

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Turned on

By Nicki - 21/12/2011 12:30 - Canada

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend, and I said something grammatically wrong during it. He chose to correct it. FML

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Not now, Dave

By randomdude3890 - 11/02/2015 04:58 - United States - Bellevue

Today, my caring way too much about proper grammar got out of hand when I corrected my girlfriend during a talk about her dying grandmother. FML

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Bad sign

By ITalkGood - 28/12/2009 00:37 - France

Today, I finally told my girlfriend I love her. She corrected my grammar. FML

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You Sexty Thing

By Anonymous - 13/09/2013 06:53 - United States - Prairie City

Today, my girlfriend is upset with me for not wanting to sext. I can't sext with her because she adds "lol" to everything, which turns me off. FML

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By Oops54321 - 28/09/2009 07:12 - France

Today, I was feeling really horny. I decided to send dirty texts to my girlfriend. I sent the first and she didn't reply, so I sent more and more and then I got one back saying 'Stay away from my little girl.' FML

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By kingmetal42 - 09/02/2010 19:10 - France

Today, I texted my girlfriend that I'm going to 'lick my professor's ass' instead of 'kick' due to auto-correction on my phone. FML

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By McKenna - 16/07/2011 04:10 - United States

Today, I was sending my boyfriend dirty texts to try and turn him on so when I see him the next day he will want to get intimate. Twenty minutes later he texts back, "ew stop." FML

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By Stuby14 - 23/11/2015 14:31 - United States - Brookings

Today, my girlfriend and I were sending dirty messages to each other. We were getting really into it until she replied to one of my messages with, "Oooooh yeah." I read it in the Kool-Aid man's voice and couldn't stop laughing. Mood killed. FML

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birdfreak 24

Saturday 20 August 2011 12:21

It mayks cents. I woodnt eithr :)

emilieee_fml 0

Saturday 20 August 2011 12:20

I HATE when my bf does this!!! HATTTEEEEE!!!

Comments

MD913 0

Monday 22 August 2011 8:02

Right on, proper spelling will make the world a better place.

KRS_13 0

Monday 22 August 2011 13:03

Omg I HATE when my boyfriend does that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!D:

money127 4

Monday 22 August 2011 17:04

Why think about grammar when ur supposed to be horny?

Calyx_fml 21

Monday 22 August 2011 21:27

Welkom two selibasy.

rubyliu8420 7

Tuesday 23 August 2011 3:03

you're a ******* idiot. plain & simple.

tylla_fml 0

Tuesday 23 August 2011 5:06

I allllllways notice spelling and grammer mistakes when me and my boyfriend sext! I just dont say anything even tho it really bothers me

a6h311h0und 1

Tuesday 23 August 2011 8:42

YDI GO WITH IT. my ex used to sext me all the time nd my gf now (who is older btw) will NOT do it. neither will she have phone sex. yu should be lucky. yu deserved tht FML.