By Poem - 19/12/2009 04:29 - United States

Today, I spent hours delicately writing out what seemed to be a beautiful poem to my girlfriend. After I sent it to her, I kept eyeing my phone to see her surprised message. No, the only response I got was, "You may want to use a spellcheck." FML
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capilot 10

Seriously, you sent a poem with misspellings? That's like an insult. "Here, I wrote you a poem, but I didn't care enough to bother proof-reading."

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rosemary_fml 5

it's okay! don't give up hope but your gf does seem quite ungrateful. consider being with someone who appreciates you.

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Ducati45 0

I would totally do the same if I was your girlfriend. YDI

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BeeSkwaird 0

Given the awful wording of this FML, I'm not surprised!

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BeeSkwaird 0

OP, you did mean *her* only response, right?

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sleephunters 8

Thats exactly why he needs to use spellcheck and grammar check.

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UpYoursLiar 1

Grammar Police Warning. Spell Check Losers abound. Beware.

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the_stereotype 0

i think it's more of what he misspelled and how he misspelled it, because that may have been the main factor in this

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DragonitePaladin 6

Word man, word. Frigging Grammar Nazi's STFU and go get a life. I feel sorry for you man. "Spending hours delicately writing a poem" What an unappreciative Bitch your girlfriend is. SCREW HER!!! @*&#@($^@#$ Thank you.

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NotInAGoodWay 0

aww, its the thought that matters. don't make such a big deal, she was probably kidding. that was sweet though:)

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frozenshake 5

my bf sent me a poem like that once I said exactly the same thing xD

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Jiplo 18

Way to be appreciative, you ungrateful brat.

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rosemary_fml 5

it's okay! don't give up hope but your gf does seem quite ungrateful. consider being with someone who appreciates you.

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kerrygirl 13

oh come on, if my boyfriend wrote me a poem i'd laugh at him.....at least she didn't laugh!

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krnmafia92 0

If you're going to craft a "masterpiece," why would you skimp on the little things. It's like Michelangelo drawing the scene on the ceiling of the Sistine Chapel using Crayola Crayons.

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sexxxtacy 0

poem=lame. yer lucky she dint question yer sexuality as well

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BritishHobo 0

What's more impressive? The scene on the roof of the Sistine Chapel, or the exact scene on the roof of the Sistine Chapel, but done with Crayola?

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sexxxtacy 0

@pendatic what. the. ****. i don't like poems so i'm a caveman i do believe you may just happen to be mentally retarded

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tiancai 0

YDI for being illiterate

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SouthparkZZZ 0

she's a fockin' bitch homes... she should at least appreciate your effort... girls these days...

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snafu57 1

you know, girls always say they want someone sensitive and caring. they don't have a clue when they get one...

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No_Heart 0

Because he wrote a poem, anyone can write a poem.

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BeeSkwaird 0

Anyone can write a poem because the OP did? That's an awfully cynical thing to say about him! You just said he's the worst poet alive.

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No_Heart 0

No i didn't, i said anyone could write a poem, enless there like illiterate.

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MagicMeds 0

Don't bother No_Heart, BeeSkwaird was pretending to be dumb enough to not understand what you meant. It's a pretty common tactic to insult someone around here.

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Bladian 5

"enless there like illiterate" Oh god the irony!

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Onlyatmvah 0

I would love it if someone wrote me a poem. wat a bitch. haha dumb her and get with someone who appreciates you.

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