Sexting and Intimacy: Today, my girlfriend sexted me for the first time in months....

By KiDCuSHi - 20/08/2011 04:58 - Canada

Today, my girlfriend sexted me for the first time in months. Halfway through reading it I was getting kind of hot. Then I found a spelling mistake and all I could think to do was correct her. She now won't talk to me. FML

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By Poem - 19/12/2009 04:29 - United States

Today, I spent hours delicately writing out what seemed to be a beautiful poem to my girlfriend. After I sent it to her, I kept eyeing my phone to see her surprised message. No, the only response I got was, "You may want to use a spellcheck." FML

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By Anonymous - 17/06/2012 04:53 - United States - Lancaster

Today, I was reading erotic literature and noticed several errors in syntax, resulting in my mood being killed. I was cockblocked by my need for grammatical correctness. FML

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Turned on

By Nicki - 21/12/2011 12:30 - Canada

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend, and I said something grammatically wrong during it. He chose to correct it. FML

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Not now, Dave

By randomdude3890 - 11/02/2015 04:58 - United States - Bellevue

Today, my caring way too much about proper grammar got out of hand when I corrected my girlfriend during a talk about her dying grandmother. FML

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Bad sign

By ITalkGood - 28/12/2009 00:37 - France

Today, I finally told my girlfriend I love her. She corrected my grammar. FML

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You Sexty Thing

By Anonymous - 13/09/2013 06:53 - United States - Prairie City

Today, my girlfriend is upset with me for not wanting to sext. I can't sext with her because she adds "lol" to everything, which turns me off. FML

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By Oops54321 - 28/09/2009 07:12 - France

Today, I was feeling really horny. I decided to send dirty texts to my girlfriend. I sent the first and she didn't reply, so I sent more and more and then I got one back saying 'Stay away from my little girl.' FML

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By kingmetal42 - 09/02/2010 19:10 - France

Today, I texted my girlfriend that I'm going to 'lick my professor's ass' instead of 'kick' due to auto-correction on my phone. FML

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By McKenna - 16/07/2011 04:10 - United States

Today, I was sending my boyfriend dirty texts to try and turn him on so when I see him the next day he will want to get intimate. Twenty minutes later he texts back, "ew stop." FML

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By Stuby14 - 23/11/2015 14:31 - United States - Brookings

Today, my girlfriend and I were sending dirty messages to each other. We were getting really into it until she replied to one of my messages with, "Oooooh yeah." I read it in the Kool-Aid man's voice and couldn't stop laughing. Mood killed. FML

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birdfreak 24

Saturday 20 August 2011 12:21

It mayks cents. I woodnt eithr :)

emilieee_fml 0

Saturday 20 August 2011 12:20

I HATE when my bf does this!!! HATTTEEEEE!!!

Comments

signallives 3

Tuesday 30 August 2011 17:59

OP, I think I may be in love with you. Bad grammar and spelling tend to annoy me. It is hard to resist correcting things of the sort.

dmw25 0

Wednesday 31 August 2011 7:15

Dude really? Make a correction while sexting! Your a nerd! Who does that? Hahahaha

Norrec86 7

Saturday 3 September 2011 16:04

Thats probably why she doesn't do it

Griggy 0

Wednesday 14 September 2011 14:43

I completely understand your plight...

linnie_wesker 20

Monday 19 September 2011 6:52

YDI. Have you ever considered that your girlfriend doesn't sext with you because all you can concentrate on is correcting her?

hlh2162 1

Saturday 24 September 2011 15:24

Yea u ruined that one shell never do that again

ZerkOnFire 0

Friday 30 September 2011 3:23

OCD?

etnies123 5

Thursday 6 October 2011 20:18

You did the right thing

seeforkay 7

Monday 14 November 2011 3:16

Well, spelling IS important.

misslexis 0

Tuesday 15 November 2011 1:59

Oh my gosh when someone misspells something I HAVE to correct them

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