By Crispy - 21/06/2009 05:05 - United States

Today, my girlfriend talked me into tanning in a tanning bed for the first time ever. I have never tanned before and didn't know you are supposed to ease into it. I tanned for 15 minutes in the "super bed" and have lobstered. My ass and nuts got the worst of it. FML
I agree, your life sucks 17 232
You deserved it 46 125

Same thing different taste

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that's definitely your girlfriends fault! as a punishment, she will have to walk around next to you :)

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Actually, the amount of sun we need per WEEK is only 15 minutes of exposure without sunscreen. During the news segment that I watched, they said that during a sunny week, you can get enough sun by not wearing sunscreen to simply get the mail each day. The only healthy part about tanning, fake or naturally, is the poorly termed "healthy glow" you get.

Sorry, but there's no way UV rays from the SUN can possibly be less damaging than the light rays they use in tanning salons. If tanning beds give you cancer I know of at least 12 people who would've gotten skin cancer a long ass time ago. If you ever decide to take a course in Biology..more specifically DNA, you'll learn the worst possible thing you can do to your skin is going under the sun a lot.

rachelxbreakdown 0

I think your girlfriend set you up. A good girlfriend would have told you not to lay there for 15 minutes =]

A good tannin salon won't let you tan very long in a super bed for the first time. Or any bed for that matter. I wouldn't say FYL, they ****** up, not you.

ergo_fml 13

That's why you shouldn't tan.

Dixie_Normous 0

Whoever is saying you deserved it is an ass. It doesn't matter what the circumstances are, if your balls hurt your life is ******.

dude, I've never said this before, but, bitchslap your girlfriend. She should have told you how long. I believe if it's your first time; your only suppose to go for 4 minutes. You should probably be treated for those burns. Not joking.

kiwistrwbry08 0

Ouuuch, well, hopefully you have some aloe! I'm surprised that your girlfriend didn't tell you though. I've only gone to a tanning salon once, and the woman who was ran the place asked if I'd ever been to a tanning salon before, and told me how long I should stay in to avoid getting burned. Too bad that you didn't get the same warning :( I hope that your girlfriend does something to help make it up to you, and that your burns heal quickly

See? This is what girls can do to u. YDI so move on