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By Anonymous - 29/11/2010 19:09

Today, my girlfriend threw my X-box out the window, because I asked her how much she weighs. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/10/2012 05:46 - United States

Today, I broke up with my girlfriend, saying I had a lot on my plate. She responded by throwing an empty plate at my windshield. FML

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By NYCguy - 20/01/2010 03:59 - United States

Today, my female room-mate decided to throw away my xbox, along with a few other possessions because they reminded her of her ex. Furiously, I asked her if "it was that time of the month again." Now I can't feel my balls, and miss my games. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/02/2016 15:57 - United Kingdom

Today, my girlfriend dumped me because I've recently become serious about getting fit, and have lost nearly 84 pounds. Apparently, when I was fat, I made her look smaller in comparison. When I got slimmer, she insisted I either gain the weight back or she'd leave. So she did. FML

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By Whatthehell - 18/06/2022 04:00

Today, my girlfriend is mentally unhinged. She had a full on temper tantrum and ranted about healthy eating, and how she’s “fat” and needs to lose 30 pounds, all because I suggested Buffalo Wild Wings for dinner. She stormed out of the house. I later ran into her at a local pizza place, devouring a pizza. FML

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By ouch - 09/12/2009 17:09 - United States

Today, my girlfriend was telling me how concerned she was about her weight. I told her not to worry, because it gives more cushion for the pushin' anyway. She picked up a lamp and threw it right at my dingleberries. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/01/2010 00:29 - Canada

Today, I entered my bedroom, ready to play some COD on my xbox 360. Instead, I find a note where my xbox used to be. It read "You think you can cheat on me and get away with it? Fuck you. I smashed the hell out of your stupid xbox." It was signed by my girlfriend. I never cheated on her. FML

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Skinny Love

By Anonymous - 17/04/2021 05:00

Today, my girlfriend of 5 years dumped me because she got tired of me being thinner than her and, in her own words, making her look bad. FML

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By NowImSingle - 12/02/2018 19:00

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me and threw all my stuff out into the yard because she caught me "texting another woman". Guess it didn't matter to her that the contact name was "Mom". FML

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By Anonymous - 10/12/2012 18:09 - United States - Victorville

Today, my girlfriend felt bad about a rude comment she made to me, and asked me to insult her in return. I told her she was getting fat. Wrong move; now she's not speaking to me. FML

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Neverending cycle

By Eiblake13 - 07/01/2024 03:00 - United States

Today, my girlfriend threw a bitch fit about her clothes not fitting and how she’s “so fat” to the point of storming out of the house when I asked her to please calm down. Just a couple of hours earlier, we'd ordered food and she ordered a salad, then asked to trade my burger and fries with her. FML

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evilshade 0

Tuesday 30 November 2010 1:35

Does she weight 360 pounds?

McMan 23

Tuesday 30 November 2010 1:34

Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooo why, why hurt the innocent?

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AcidRaen 4

Saturday 12 February 2011 5:14

ha. thats all I have to say. ha

Niki0308 0

Sunday 27 February 2011 16:30

u idiot boys should kno bettah than that

stroudie94 9

Sunday 3 April 2011 9:56

all the bitches saying ydi and don't ask what a women's weight is are stupid. I'm sorry, but if we can't ask simple questions like that don't ask us men questions like, does this dress make me look big?,should I diet?, or anything else you could trap us with and bitch about.

lilmisslovely13 15

Saturday 23 April 2011 18:41

its common knowledge that you don't ask a woman about her age or her weight :)

djshyguy 0

Sunday 24 April 2011 15:35

someone say dumped? lol

grievlocke 0

Tuesday 3 May 2011 16:38

what a *****, dump that bitch

Not_so_innocent1 5

Thursday 5 May 2011 3:53

Well you never ask how much a girl weighs, you ding dong!

birdfreak 24

Sunday 29 May 2011 6:51

yea woman are really sensitive about their weight. don't ask about it at all

BloodyDraven 0

Thursday 16 June 2011 2:45

dude, never ask a girl her weight, consider urself lucky, she could've/and maybe should've attacked you

thoughtcriminal7 3

Saturday 18 June 2011 14:48

What a crazy bitch. You're dumb for putting up with her.

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