lmfao i know right ..

Yeah, a dingleberry is a small, dried clump of shit that's hanging onto one of your ass hairs because you couldn't be bothered to wipe properly or take a ******* shower. Either way, you didn't deserve that. You told the truth, and you were punished for it. She should have taken it for the compliment it was, not punished you for honesty. Now you're motivated to lie to her when she complains about stuff that's her fault anyway (being a fatass).

Big girls you are beautiful I wondered where all my sammiches went MIKA

A girl talking about her weight is a no win situation.

tell her to make you a sandwich and to not eat it. problem fixed

I'm sure you were trying to lighten the mood and tell her how attractive you think she is... but that's not the time to objectify a girl! (not that it's ever appropriate to objectify a girl, but that's an especially BAD moment). Sorry she got violent, though! eesh.

YDI for using "Dingleberries" unless she actually did throw the lamp at your dingleberries please, be mature and use the proper term.

the **** they are. NO FAT CHICKS!

dingleberries?

LOL. MOAR CUSHON 4 TEH PUSHIN.

what he hell is your problem!?

yeeesss LOL

lmao! dingleberries!! lmao! oh and ydi!!

dingleberried?? what are, u 3

aren't dingleberrys pieces of shit on the hair of your ass?

You shouldn't have said that, but she overreacted, though.

Third. (not third comment, but... oh never mind.) Yesterday I was looking at pictures from a girl from high school's facebook. I asked my husband if I was fatter than she or about the same size. He said "You're small than she is." It was a DAMNEDABLE lie, but definately the right answer.

i agree...why would you think that was the right answer? you might as well have said "yes"

you had good intentions op, but yeah, you're an idiot

ya me 2

it is, this guy is just dumb.

Bowl movement? Don't u mean bowel?

Don't tell me you've never had a bowl movement!! Oh ****!

Shut the **** up, the OP was trying to lighten the situation. Would you have preffered it if he called her a fat cow and told her to "go eat mcdonalds fatty"?

No, it's the: "It's not my fault, it's everyone else" mentality that causes eating disorders. People need to learn self-respect and self-worth before they expect everyone else to give it to them.

The next girl that fishes for compliments by exclaiming how fat she is recieves a swift punch to the throat.

Lets!!

LOL @ my last comment getting buried. Wahh Wahh Wahh

I agree, neither are what contributes to eating disorders. The majority of people with anorexia nervosa, bulimia nervosa and other eating disorders have been sexually abused and/or assaulted. Rape is the number one cause. It has nothing to do with fashion, media, someone randomly calling you fat or any of that crap. It isn't about looking good or sexy either, it is actually often the opposite. I can't stand all of the myths and stereotypes people make about eating disorders, they don't know shit unless they are a professional specializing in them, or unless they have suffered from one themselves. (and a real one, not just someone crash dieting/emulating the symptoms and calling it "anorexia.") To the OP: You should have been more sensitive about her weight issue, though. Although what you said may be how you feel, it's not the best thing to throw at your girl. She shouldn't have thrown anything at you, either. If it's actually true she threw a lamp at you over your comment, she should be seeking some help for her emotional troubles...

My reply was to Chelss24's comment, and the two above, by the way.

No offense 152, but sometimes it does start because someone called you fat. In my case I was told I was so fat I should kill myself. It is different for every one, so don't be so quick to judge.

Being raped isn't the only cause of eating disorders.. I suffered from anorexia which came from an extremely low self esteem and severe depression

fun bags, Baby makers, The twins and the crown jewels :) lets wait for more to come out :D IF U CAN THINK OF ANY MORE ADD EM!

ding dongs

jibly bits

Man parts. =P

meat and two veggies

Clay Aiken's dingleberries (poop balls) are lovingly harvested by a team of master jewelers where they are flown to New York and set into rings by Harry Winston. Clay Aiken dingleberry rings are taking over the shelf space once occupied by 5+ carat diamond rings.

acorns ; allsbay ; apricots ; baby-makers; back-wheels ; bags ; balkans; ballocks ; balls ; bangers ; bangles ; bannocks ; baubles (bawbles); bean-pods ; Beecham's-pills ; berries ; billiards ; bird's-eggs ; bobblers; bobbles ; bonbons ; booboos ; bubus; bullets ; bum-balls ; charleys ; charlies ; chestnuts ; chicken-mc-nuggets ; chones ; Christmas-crackers (R.S.); chuckies ; clappers ; cobbs ; cobbles; cobbler's-awls (R.S.); cobbler's-stall (R.S.); cobs ; cockles ; coconuts ; cods ; coffee-stalls (R.S.); cojones ; come-factories ; conkers ; coolies ; crackerjacks ; cream-crackers (R.S.); cullions ; culls ; cum-factories ; cuts ; damsons ; danglers ; diamonds ; ding-dangs ; ding-dongs ; do-dads ; dodads ; dojiggers ; doodads ; dusters ; eggs-(in-the-basket) ; figs ; flack ; flowers-and-frolics ; frick ; fun-and-frolics ; gadgets ; General Smuts (R.S.); gingambobs ; glands ; globes ; goatees ; gonads; gones ; gonicles ; goolies ; gooseberries ; hairy-conkers ; heirlooms ; Henry-Halls (R.S.); higgumbobs ; huevos; interstitial-glands ; Jackson-Pollocks ; jiggumbobs ; jingleberries ; Johnny Rollicks (R.S.); Johnny-Rollocks (R.S.); jumbucks ; jungleberries ; kaks ; kanakas ; kelks ; Ken-Dodds (R.S.); knackers ; knacks ; knockers ; little-acorns ; Little-Buddys-buddies ; love-apples ; love-nuts ; love-spuds ; low-hangers ; marble-halls (R.S.); marbles ; marrons ; marshmallows ; Max-Walls (R.S.); meaty-bites ; meggs ; nackers ; nadgers ; nads ; nags ; nards ; Niagara-Falls (R.S.); nobby-halls (R.S.); nuggets ; nutmegs ; nuts ; orbs ; orchestra-stalls (R.S.); orchids ; ornaments ; pebbles ; pills ; plums ; pounders ; prairie-oysters ; prunes ; rocks ; rollocks ; rollies ; royal-jewels ; Sandra-Bullocks (R.S.); scalloped-potatoes ; seals ; sex-glands ; slabs ; spunk-factories ; spunk-holders ; stones ; sweets ; swingers ; tallywags ; tarn-wags ; tarrywags ; taters ; tatties ; testes ; testimonials ; testosities ; thingamabobs ; thingamajigs ; thingmajigs ; thingumbobs ; thingummies ; Tom-Doolies (R.S.); Tommy-Rollicks (R.S.); Tommy-Rollocks (R.S.); twiddle-diddles ; the twins; the Urals; velvet-orbs ; wank-tanks ; Wentworth-Falls (R.S.); whirlygigs ; witnesses-to-ones-virility ; yarbles ; yongles. Wank Tanks is #1

u must have alot of free time

^^^^^ win

I know, isn't Google great? Fuckwits

Except they spelled "bollocks" wrong.

funbags are the twins are slang for breasts actuallyyyyy

Actually it can be used for both.

totally agree with this for real cause honestly if someone is overweight they kind of do need to be told by the person they are dating. I don't totally disagree with OP's strategy of trying to make her laugh instead of being preoccupied about her weight and just feeling ok with herself. Personally I think that what should have happened here is something along the lines of yea, I guess you have put on some weight but we can work out together it could be really fun. Sooner than you know it you might even be smaller than when we met and until then more cushion for the pushing. Cause the result of that is you getting playfully hit in the arm due to you making the goal sound attainable and youre telling her she is fun and yea you would have just called her fat but real secret like lol

151-honesty is a good policy but there are a lot of girls who can't take you saying anything about their weight. You have to know your audience

often seen on sheep too

On sheep they're called dags.