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By sadness - 29/11/2010 18:58 - South Africa

Today, I went to see a psychiatrist for my depression and low self esteem. While in the waiting room, I overheard a guy telling his friend how ugly I am. FML

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By Youknowwho - 18/01/2009 02:55 - Australia

Today, I was in a toilet cubicle, when I overheard two of my friends at the sink talking about how ugly and skinny I was. FML

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By Coley - 29/01/2009 22:46 - Canada

Today, I went to the doctor to talk about my depression and low self-esteem. He told me that I shouldn't think of myself as a fat pig for being overweight. I don't think that and I'm NOT overweight. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/12/2022 15:00 - United States - Federal Way

Today, I walked into work and overheard three of my female coworkers talking and laughing about how ugly my face is, and how they’re sorry for whoever has to marry me. They went on to name the coworkers they actually would sleep with. I’m 25 and I've still never had a girlfriend. Thanks for the self-esteem boost. FML

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By british_babe - 05/10/2013 17:51 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I was reminded that while I have a nice waist, bum and boobs, I'm unspeakably ugly. I was walking down the street when a guy wolf-whistled from behind me, and when I turned around, he visibly recoiled in disgust. FML

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By Sad Sally - 24/04/2012 11:22 - United States

Today, a therapist told me that I was too depressed to attend his depression group meetings. FML

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By izzy_the_pessimist - 10/09/2018 18:30

Today, at lunch, I was talking to my friends about having a boyfriend. Suddenly, some boy I don't even know said, "Nobody wants to date that ugly bitch." FML

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By Whatever - 24/09/2021 08:00

Today, my self-esteem has gotten so low that when I was out walking my boss's dog and someone called out, "Beautiful!" I assumed they were talking about the dog. They had to clarify they were speaking about me. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/09/2015 13:21 - United Kingdom - Bristol

Today, while eating at my college cafeteria, I started thinking about all the awful crap going on in my life right now, and I started sobbing. Some guy at another table started snickering at me, at which point the guy I like said, "Give her a break. If I was as fuck-ugly as her, I'd be crying too." FML

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By Anonymous - 02/05/2023 03:00

Today, my friend, knowing my mental health is really bad right now, decided to yell out the fact I have an eating disorder, and how she never sees me eat ever, then started to talk about self-harm and how she would never do it despite what she has gone through. All while side-eyeing me when talking to other people. FML

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By trolls have hit the gutters - 17/02/2015 18:23 - United Kingdom - Durham

Today, a homeless guy told me I looked like shit and to have some self-respect. Right. FML

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FreakinChaps 0

Monday 29 November 2010 23:02

what an ass, you should have kicked his butt.

hcovballer247 0

Monday 29 November 2010 23:10

Keep your head held high and don't let words bring you down.

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FreakinChaps 0

Monday 29 November 2010 23:02

what an ass, you should have kicked his butt.

aardvarkish 15

Tuesday 30 November 2010 0:55

2, that might have helped the self esteem.

xspaniardx 3

Tuesday 30 November 2010 5:27

^ how nice! 8)

iSitt 0

Tuesday 30 November 2010 8:52

expect the people in a psychiatrist's waiting room to not be playing with a full deck.

smartalek 2

Thursday 26 May 2011 2:57

omg 61 you are not one to comment on whether or not someones ugly. BAHAHAHAHAHA

stevenmx86 7

Monday 29 November 2010 23:02

Ydi for whining

RachelElizabeth7 0

Tuesday 30 November 2010 2:56

Hahahahaha are you serious? jeez some people!

nygunns1 0

Saturday 25 December 2010 1:12

irony is a bitch eh?

waiting4u 0

Monday 29 November 2010 23:03

your prob just hearing things.. op

warpig182 0

Monday 29 November 2010 23:03

Get a breast implant then they wont notice your ugly mug

nerdsgetmehot 22

Monday 29 November 2010 23:07

#5 Right, because everyone can clearly afford a several thousand dollar surgery that isn't necessary...

mfmylifesrsly 29

Monday 29 November 2010 23:07

just one implant?? O.0

ScreamAimFire 0

Monday 29 November 2010 23:10

^ lmao "is it just me or is that mans breast giving me a grimlin grin?!"

BehindTheSun 2

Monday 29 November 2010 23:11

8: Of course. What better way to draw attention from one's face than one giant cyclops boob? I smell a fashion trend in the making.

mfmylifesrsly 29

Monday 29 November 2010 23:25

Or maybe she could get 3 implants. But then she'd need a fake nipple, too

Lenoraa 0

Monday 29 November 2010 23:50

like:)

DaveOnDope 4

Tuesday 30 November 2010 0:17

Just one, right in the middle of the other two. One for the mouth, and one for each hand = instant boyfriends!

stephanie911_fml 0

Tuesday 30 November 2010 1:36

Or get a breast implant on yur' forehead. that'll attract people.

Flammin8 0

Tuesday 30 November 2010 6:45

do girls usually go at each other like this alot? sheesh, meow on this list.

lalagirl912 0

Tuesday 30 November 2010 18:26

so, does that mean when I get a boob on my forehead I'll need to get a 1 cup bra?!

Zesty697 0

Monday 29 November 2010 23:06

well this is an UGLY situation

stevenmx86 7

Monday 29 November 2010 23:08

7 I don't want to start anything but if read in context, 5's comment is most likely a joke..

saturnsonic 3

Monday 29 November 2010 23:09

i wanna see for myself

IVANTTOCOME 0

Monday 29 November 2010 23:09

You should probably get checked for Schizophrenia while you're there.

BehindTheSun 2

Monday 29 November 2010 23:09

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rawrlove16 0

Wednesday 14 December 2011 6:50

May I recommend you not be so rude?

natty098 2

Tuesday 3 April 2012 14:11

may I recommend you not be such a dick

alleybean123 7

Saturday 9 November 2013 15:31

Not helping, jerk. Did you even read the FML?

moosemonkey1000 6

Monday 29 November 2010 23:10

so what, tell him he's just mad because he has a little dick.

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