Intimacy: Today, my girlfriend told me how disappointed and depressed she...

By timmynotjimmy - 28/10/2009 01:28 - Canada

Today, my girlfriend told me how disappointed and depressed she was that she could never make me hard. She started ranting about her looks and how she fails at everything. I didn't know how to reply. I was hard while she told me. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/09/2012 09:45 - United States - Brooklyn

Today, my girlfriend noticed that I looked upset and asked me what was wrong. I told her I was sexually frustrated. Her response? "What are you telling me for?" FML

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By Anonymous - 06/04/2016 16:59 - United States - Meriden

Today, my girlfriend wanted to try having sex despite her serious body image issues. Unfortunately, I couldn't get it up due to how utterly terrified she looked. Now no matter what I say, she thinks it's all because her body is hideous. FML

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By bad boyfriend - 26/03/2010 01:50 - Canada

Today, I went to my girlfriend's house. She had promised me we'd get it on so I couldn't wait. When I got there, I didn't get it on. Instead, I got a list of reasons why I make her depressed. FML

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By littlefinger - 11/03/2014 16:11 - United States - Foley

Today, my girlfriend was telling me how sometimes things seem pretty impressive at first, but can turn out to be colossal disappointments when you try them out. "Like your cock," she bitterly finished. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/04/2013 18:56 - United States - Huntington Park

Today, I was making out with my girlfriend for the first time, and she reached down to feel me up. When her hands got there, she stopped and said, "You're not even hard..." I was. FML

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Vibe check

By Hopelesslover - 04/08/2009 21:03 - Malta

Today, I was trying to give my girlfriend an orgasm as she was lying on her back. I asked her, "How do you like that, baby?" She responded by asking where I bought my suspended ceiling and spotlights, as she thought they would look good in her flat. She apparently got bored instead of turned on. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/09/2011 08:17 - South Africa

Today, my girlfriend gave me a speech on me "not being manly enough". I started crying. FML

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By stillloveherthough - 26/02/2016 17:54 - Germany - Aachen

Today, my girlfriend had a complete breakdown. I was trying to calm her down and reassure her that she will accomplish all of her dreams. Her response: "Then why am I even with you?" FML

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Confusing

By so confused - 09/12/2023 15:00 - United States

Today, my girlfriend told me she was sexually frustrated. Naturally, I started coming on to her, only for her to shove me away and snap that just because she was sexually frustrated, it didn't mean that she wanted sex. Huh? FML

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Bazinga

By Anonymous - 20/03/2009 15:07 - United States

Today, I had my girlfriend over and we were hugging when she put her feet on my feet. We started walking around like that and I said, "This is hard to maintain." She replied with "So's your erection." FML

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Ninjaface 0

Wednesday 28 October 2009 9:40

You reply by screwing her brains out then and there. That way you're killing two birds with one stone: you get laid and she shuts up.

nokillnobeepbeep 0

Wednesday 28 October 2009 10:42

How do you reply? You do her right there. Hard. Most women like to be ravaged. Stop being such a pansy.

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drm316 0

Thursday 29 October 2009 0:41

Um IDK for what i've seen sometimes women like to say bad stuff about themselves to their men i.e. "I look fat" blah blah blah, in order to have their guys tell them otherwise and so have their self-esteem boosted. Do you compliment her much? *shrug* I could be wrong....

iGotSkill 0

Thursday 29 October 2009 3:17

ahha your not wrong EVERY GIRL does that...

FoundManyLemons 0

Thursday 29 October 2009 5:59

Nothing kills an erection like the crazy.

HxCereal 0

Thursday 29 October 2009 22:20

Sucks to be you. I agree with the guys on here who said you should've just pounded her ass then and there. I'm a girl who's been in that situation and when I bitched I got a mouthful of dick. Shut me up fast and learned my lesson. It NEVER happened again.

nerdySAI 0

Sunday 15 November 2009 21:02

OMG I LOVE YOU and i agree wit something like that! been there, done that and loving it~

kemar7856 0

Monday 7 December 2009 19:46

i got hard just reading that @34

mav1986 1

Friday 30 October 2009 6:26

L-O-*******-L

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Monday 2 November 2009 1:59

wow lol

EbonyGoddess 0

Friday 13 November 2009 17:57

Number 34 u ******* rock!!!

nerdySAI 0

Sunday 15 November 2009 20:53

i think you get hard when u see her in that state. i wont blame you cause some guys like it when they see their girl in a vulnerable state cause they look cute, i guess. this happen to me a lot when guys see me in that state too. have you ever told her that she "did" get you hard during that time?