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By FacebookStrikesAgain - 21/01/2014 23:59 - Puerto Rico - Bayamon

Today, my girlfriend told me the reason why my credit card mysteriously maxed out 2 months ago 'might have been' because she posted a picture of it on Facebook. I ordered a new credit card without the custom picture of us immediately. She broke up with me. FML

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Today, my fiancée broke up with me over text message while I was away for work. She later posted photos of her and her new boyfriend on Facebook, while still wearing my engagement ring. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/04/2009 15:26 - Australia

Today, I got a text from my girlfriend saying she needed more phone credit, so I bought her more and got another message saying "Great, now I have enough credit for this..." as she spelled out a three page message breaking up with me. Yes, I paid for her to break up with me via text. FML

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By lovegotmehung - 29/10/2010 04:48 - United Kingdom

Today, I was on the phone with my girlfriend. Just as she said "I love you", the credit on my phone runs out. She now thinks that I've purposely hung up on her. She refuses to speak to me until I tell her the real reason I hung up. FML

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By failure - 13/10/2010 06:18 - Australia

Today, I rang my girlfriend to make sure she made it home alright. She told me to check my Facebook. Nothing was different so I hit refresh. We were no longer in a relationship. I got dumped via Facebook whilst on the phone to her. FML

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By Michelle - 04/08/2009 17:31 - United States

Today, I turned on my boyfriend's computer and saw pictures of all of my credit cards, front and back, and several of my parent's credit cards. I looked in his e-mail and found receipts for items which had been billed to me and delivered to him, including golf clubs and my birthday gift. FML

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Wednesday 22 January 2014 10:54

If she's that stupid, its a good thing she left.

fleur_de_fevrier_fml 22

Wednesday 22 January 2014 10:56

Well not much of a loss OP, right?

Comments

littlem91 29

Wednesday 22 January 2014 11:21

I think you're missing the word "enough".

annie_nk 22

Wednesday 22 January 2014 11:26

Apparently so.

LarryMyster 7

Wednesday 22 January 2014 11:28

Whoa, not only is she stupid but she did you a favor by leaving you. Well at least she won't be around you in person. But with each time you use that card, the past will haunt you. Talk about a win/loose situation.

mdw7 12

Wednesday 22 January 2014 11:44

Reread the fml: he ordered a new card, no pic.

DestinyNiya 33

Wednesday 22 January 2014 11:33

No, stupidity strikes again. You should be glad she left.

PO_linesman 4

Wednesday 22 January 2014 11:42

Dodged a bullet. Good luck with finding someone with a brain this time.

WhackTheJackal 22

Wednesday 22 January 2014 11:43

Call the police.

Ashamed_Sister 60

Wednesday 22 January 2014 11:47

The question is how can anyone be stupid enough to do this.

domolovesyoshi 33

Wednesday 22 January 2014 11:59

what part of this FML says she is a gold digger? She's stupid yes she broke up with him because he ordered the card without the custom picture of them.

tj4234 35

Wednesday 22 January 2014 12:03

She clearly is the sort of person who could fail an I.Q. Test. If she is able to do something that stupid you are probably better off without her. Imagine the stress she could put you through...