Intimacy: Today, my girlfriend was giving me a hand job. As I reached my...

By SkinsCastSelection - 17/01/2011 09:53 - France

Today, my girlfriend was giving me a hand job. As I reached my climax, she thought it would be funny to turn my 'weapon' against me. Boom, headshot. FML

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Same thing different taste

By Anonymous - 24/12/2012 19:44 - United Kingdom - Addlestone

Today, I gave my girlfriend an orgasm. It was great until mid-gasm when she swung her arm out and knocked me out. She still can't stop laughing. FML

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By man - 30/10/2009 16:34 - United Kingdom

Today, my girlfriend was giving me amazing head. I was really getting into it, when she looked up, and gave me a thumbs up. I can never take oral sex seriously again. FML

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I am clumsy!

By Anonymous - 16/01/2020 18:00

Today my girlfriend was on top during sex. I went to slap her butt, missed and nailed myself in the balls. We had to stop. She wouldn't stop laughing. FML

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Repetitive

By justgreat - 24/03/2012 02:30 - United States - Opa Locka

Today, my girlfriend fell asleep while giving me head. FML

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You deserved it 6 222

Heated gamer moment

By Anonymous - 16/06/2022 00:00

Today, I thought it would be hot to go down on my girlfriend while she was playing a video game on the PC. Unfortunately, someone killed her in game and she wheeled the chair forward in anger, right into my nuts. It took her a few seconds to notice, then she blamed me for getting her killed. FML

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You deserved it 723

Hidden

By bootyislife - 16/06/2015 20:01 - United States - Lynnwood

Today, my girlfriend made me put a blanket over my head while giving me a blowjob because she didn't like the faces I was making. FML

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You deserved it 7 399

By ottawaaa - 27/01/2009 22:26 - Canada

Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend and as I pulled out to finish I slipped and ended up punching her in the stomach, I came while she was writhing in pain. FML

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You deserved it 10 862

Milking it

By mperrotta913 - 21/05/2010 15:46 - United States

Today, my girlfriend was giving me a hand job, which was great, until she started saying, "Milk the penis… Miiiiilk the penis…" FML

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You deserved it 14 890

Girl boss

By dating walter white's gf apparently - 06/04/2013 19:13 - United Kingdom

Today, while going down on my girlfriend, I finally managed to give her an orgasm. During that orgasm, she tore out a clump of my hair, causing me to scream in pain. She scowled and said, "Ah shut it, ya little bitch." FML

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You deserved it 13 421

Love hurts

By wray16 - 26/02/2021 21:30 - United States

Today, while my girlfriend and I were making out, she went to fix the pillow behind her head and punched me straight in the face. FML

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You deserved it 132

carlycrf 8

Monday 17 January 2011 16:05

did you swallow?

iHaveADream_ 0

Monday 17 January 2011 16:03

hahaha . don't lie , you liked it (;

Comments

ryanc21 0

Friday 28 January 2011 3:28

lmfao!!!!

terror_twins 0

Tuesday 1 February 2011 18:05

Lmfao!

TheOtherNewest1 6

Sunday 6 February 2011 22:15

Bam! Said the leydeyyy. - Nathan Fillion.

MustangMan29 13

Saturday 19 February 2011 8:17

Wow big deal ! get over it at least u were getting a handjob. JACKASS !!!

xoxoMEGANxoxo 13

Sunday 20 February 2011 3:01

haha smart girl

cloudfallen 6

Sunday 20 February 2011 14:16

Owned by ur own ****

Luv4Amuc 0

Tuesday 1 March 2011 20:27

lmao!!! thats a funny girl!!! wouldnt want that happening to me though

usmcsupporter 0

Tuesday 8 March 2011 16:08

lol u shot yourself in the face....

Flutist 3

Saturday 12 March 2011 0:36

What makes you think WE females want it aimed at us? Now you know. We don't like the nasty ass baby-making stuff in our mouths, faces or hair. Use a sock next time.