Intimacy: Today, my girlfriend was giving me a hand job. As I reached my...

By SkinsCastSelection - 17/01/2011 09:53 - France

Today, my girlfriend was giving me a hand job. As I reached my climax, she thought it would be funny to turn my 'weapon' against me. Boom, headshot. FML

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Same thing different taste

By Anonymous - 24/12/2012 19:44 - United Kingdom - Addlestone

Today, I gave my girlfriend an orgasm. It was great until mid-gasm when she swung her arm out and knocked me out. She still can't stop laughing. FML

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By man - 30/10/2009 16:34 - United Kingdom

Today, my girlfriend was giving me amazing head. I was really getting into it, when she looked up, and gave me a thumbs up. I can never take oral sex seriously again. FML

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I am clumsy!

By Anonymous - 16/01/2020 18:00

Today my girlfriend was on top during sex. I went to slap her butt, missed and nailed myself in the balls. We had to stop. She wouldn't stop laughing. FML

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Repetitive

By justgreat - 24/03/2012 02:30 - United States - Opa Locka

Today, my girlfriend fell asleep while giving me head. FML

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Heated gamer moment

By Anonymous - 16/06/2022 00:00

Today, I thought it would be hot to go down on my girlfriend while she was playing a video game on the PC. Unfortunately, someone killed her in game and she wheeled the chair forward in anger, right into my nuts. It took her a few seconds to notice, then she blamed me for getting her killed. FML

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Hidden

By bootyislife - 16/06/2015 20:01 - United States - Lynnwood

Today, my girlfriend made me put a blanket over my head while giving me a blowjob because she didn't like the faces I was making. FML

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By ottawaaa - 27/01/2009 22:26 - Canada

Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend and as I pulled out to finish I slipped and ended up punching her in the stomach, I came while she was writhing in pain. FML

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Milking it

By mperrotta913 - 21/05/2010 15:46 - United States

Today, my girlfriend was giving me a hand job, which was great, until she started saying, "Milk the penis… Miiiiilk the penis…" FML

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Girl boss

By dating walter white's gf apparently - 06/04/2013 19:13 - United Kingdom

Today, while going down on my girlfriend, I finally managed to give her an orgasm. During that orgasm, she tore out a clump of my hair, causing me to scream in pain. She scowled and said, "Ah shut it, ya little bitch." FML

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Love hurts

By wray16 - 26/02/2021 21:30 - United States

Today, while my girlfriend and I were making out, she went to fix the pillow behind her head and punched me straight in the face. FML

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carlycrf 8

Monday 17 January 2011 16:05

did you swallow?

iHaveADream_ 0

Monday 17 January 2011 16:03

hahaha . don't lie , you liked it (;

Comments

breenntt 0

Monday 17 January 2011 16:47

why are all the FMLS coming from one person ?

Yaggi 0

Monday 17 January 2011 16:50

has anyone noticed that the op is the same guy who posted the last 7 fmls?

mimibabyboo24 0

Monday 17 January 2011 17:36

I swear some people are just stupid and you are one of those people

t765234 10

Monday 17 January 2011 21:40

I swear, some people are just ugly, and you're one of those people.

SmallTownCutie 0

Monday 17 January 2011 23:01

I swear, some people are just douche-bags, and you're just one of them.

agentxyv 0

Wednesday 19 January 2011 8:49

I swear some people will do anything to keep a pattern going, and your'e just one of those people

radicalfad 0

Thursday 20 January 2011 5:22

and you are one of those just ****** haggard people mimibabyboo24

LemonStarship 5

Monday 17 January 2011 17:08

We clearly need to enforce new gun laws.

TaylorTotsYumm 10

Monday 17 January 2011 17:18

SKEET SKEET SKEET.

ReDsKiNsMaN 0

Monday 17 January 2011 17:53

lol nice name

georggx 3

Monday 17 January 2011 17:23

lmfao! that's hilarious. what a legend.

xShannonxSammyx 7

Monday 17 January 2011 17:24

Spit or swallow?

UpsidedownKayak 9

Monday 17 January 2011 17:30

It's all fun and games until you shoot yourself in the head.

cheeksMcgeeks 3

Monday 17 January 2011 17:31

Did it blow your mind?

TobyFunke 3

Monday 17 January 2011 17:36

happened to me but the girl didnt' do it on purpose, luckily no headshot, just almost a pearl necklace. If she got my own fluids in my mouth or eyes it'd be an instant deal breaker