By Not Mrs Soprano - 08/07/2013 11:57 - United States - Irvington

Today, my husband's recent obsession with The Sopranos since James Gandolfini died went a step further into the ridiculous, when he tried to encourage some ducks to land in our swimming pool by throwing loaves of bread into it, while bellowing at them with a 'Noo Joisey' Wise Guy accent. FML
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ManInTheMachine 19

I feel bad for the ducks. LOAVES of bread? They'll die of heart failure before they even get a chance to lay eggs! Think of the children!

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rg350dx 29

First to get down voted into oblivion. Yeah, I'm sure you will be.

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tehdarkness 21

Aww, sounds like he's just being funny. Give him a break.

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rg350dx 29

I think it crosses the line when he starts throwing Loaves of bread in the pool. I can understand a piece or two but loaves? You wouldn't be catching a break for that in my house, this ain't no kit kat factory.

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thatkidhesh 11

Even though James Gandolfini is an absolute legend, I agree, nothing justifies throwing whole loaves of bread away like that. Bread is expensive.

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blowtrees420 6

Ohh please bread cost a dollar a loaf no big freakin deal.. yall need to calm down smoke some bud

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XxDevilxXGt 26

The funny part is that "quack" could be the way to say crack in a "noo joisey" accent.

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Toasty283 8

It's actually trying to say "new jersey" in a New Jersey accent. Try to say New Jersey like those people from jersey shore.

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Toasty283 8

I got disliked or being "informative".... Tough crowd...

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skyttlz 32

Because we all know what it means.

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Jemm_fml 29

Does he talk dirty in that accent too?

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TheSuperWog 2

thats the funniest thing ive ever heard. makes me want to go rewatch those episodes!

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badgirl00069 19

Lmao now that would have been funny but annoying hugs op

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ManInTheMachine 19

I feel bad for the ducks. LOAVES of bread? They'll die of heart failure before they even get a chance to lay eggs! Think of the children!

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buckeyed 20

Sad fact alert: bread is bad to feed ducks often because there's little nutritional value and it fills up their stomachs when they could have buggies or plants. If you go to a busy pond, bring certain greens and veggies for them! This has been your duck-friendly PSA.

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RpiesSPIES 27

#15 You hand out apples for Halloween, don't you.

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gracehi 31

If I had a nickel for every time I told someone that I'm from New Jersey, and they in turn told me I don't sound like I'm from New Jersey, I could put a down payment on my dream home in central Florida. Bitch, I do sound like I'm from New Jersey. I just don't sound like I'm from a North Joisee New Yoik suburb like those douche bags on Jersey Shore and the fictitious mob boss Tony Soprano.

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Futacy 29

So you have a South Jersey/Philly accent?

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jrod9327 17

Don't you hate that? I had one person in my life correctly guess what I was based off my accent and I was very surprised but otherwise, I don't "sound" like an undisclosed area near jersey haha.

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gracehi 31

Yes, 21. It makes me want to go Tony Soprano on their ass. Or when people don't believe me when I tell them that much of New Jersey is farm land. No, 18, I wouldn't say I have a Philadelphia accent. People from Philadelphia sound odd to my ear compared to people from my home town. I'd say I have the generic American accent heard in most movies and ads.

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davincidasecond 24

23, I feel your pain. It happens to me too.

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jamjam12 15

Hey! I'm from north jersey and I don't have an obnoxious accent :( at least I hope not...

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HoneyBadger666 7

I remember when I went on my first college visit in Maryland, and I met a few people there who asked where I was from. The second I said I was from Central Jersey, they began cracking up and asking why my accent was so "normal." God, I hate this with a fiery passion. Sorry, to burst everyone's bubble, but that Tony Soprano accent isn't a Jersey accent. In fact, I'm pretty sure basically anybody you find in in NJ that actually has that obnoxious Joisey accent (I know none in real life) has simply been a victim to outside influence up north near NY, or down south near Philly. The Jersey Shore douche bags are not even from NJ (except for maybe one). They're New Yorkers!

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