By Anonymous - 13/11/2009 00:05 - United States

Today, my girlfriend was throwing a birthday party and got very drunk. She needed help getting to the bathroom so I picked her up and walked her to the toilet. Assuming she needed to throw up, she instead takes a huge, monstrous crap right in front of me. I can't look at her the same ever again. FML
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Ray_Scott 0

It's not love until you know she poops and you still want to have sex with her.

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DameGreyWulf 0

I swear the last sentence said "I can't look at her ****** the same ever again" [shakes head, blinks eyes several times] Anyway, you're going to hear a lot of crap (haha) about how it's only natural and girls do poop etc etc But really, I understand. Nobody wants to think about their significant other defecating, or anyone at all for that matter, unless they're into that kind of thing. It's a rather awkward situation to stand and watch, especially when it's smelly. Now, this could be a plus though... she is comfortable enough to let you... er, witness that? Obviously it could also be the booze though.

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cyfclife 0

fake. girls can't poop.

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cylus13 9

grow up! It's not like you don't take a shit. She was drunk so you can throw out lady like behavior. And if you love her you shouldn't care.

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outbackbyrd 7

More room out than in.

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dr_octagonapus47 4

Dude it's just a deuce she was drunk and probably didn't realize it since u had to help her to the bathroom but seriously man u should be able to handle shit you have done your whole life

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zomgbies 17

if you could stand there and watch her drop a deuce, keep her.

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MidnightMusic53 37

You should have left once she sat down on the toilet, this could have been easily avoided.

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SaintJimmy21 19

Better out than in, that's what they say....!

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missyacw 7

why didnt you walk out? people pull down their pants first. when she did, you should have excused yourself...YDI for standing there

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