By Anonymous - 14/05/2018 05:00

Today, I went to a guy's dorm for the first time. He told me to wait outside for a minute because he had to "clean something up" first. When I told him I'm 420 friendly, he said, "Nah I just came on my desk earlier and didn't feel like wiping it up." FML
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wanted_2_want 40

And then is when you tell him that you remembered you had to get up early next morning and leave

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withered 30

Now you know never to contact him again. Who knows what diseases he is riddled with if he is such a slob. And even if he isn't, I would not want to have anything to do with him. He probably ***** and pisses all around the toilette and can't bother to clean after himself. Ugh, it makes me shudder to imagine personal hygiene (or more likely - lack of it) of such a person.

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withered 30

Now you know never to contact him again. Who knows what diseases he is riddled with if he is such a slob. And even if he isn't, I would not want to have anything to do with him. He probably ***** and pisses all around the toilette and can't bother to clean after himself. Ugh, it makes me shudder to imagine personal hygiene (or more likely - lack of it) of such a person.

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kev1029 22

That's a little much

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wanted_2_want 40

And then is when you tell him that you remembered you had to get up early next morning and leave

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ChristianH39 30

Should've just let him go clean and walked away as soon as he went inside

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BeachMammal 8

There's something really wrong with a guy who not only does that, but tells someone.

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joeyl1990 28

I know it's considered weird but wearing a condom to ********** really does prevent making a mess. Tissues work but they aren't full proof and require a hand which complicates things especially if using your phone. Just wear a glove even for self love.

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Dave_Davington 33

Toilet paper works so much better than tissues. Wrap it around your hand and twist the end closed and you have a perfectly shaped spooge catcher.

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sohigh10 34

Toilet paper disintegrates, so paper towels are more practical because they're more absorbent

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RichardPencil 30

You need to alert the faculty that they need to put on hazmat gear to handle his homework. No worries about the exams, though -- evidently he has a good grip on his testes.

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Lobby_Bee 17

Bring a black light, it'll light up his room like a Christmas tree!

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Davros 12

did he have unlawful carnal knowledge of office furniture?

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RichardPencil 30

Could be good boyfriend material, that is, if you’re ok with a guy who cheats on you with furniture. No one’s perfekt.

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