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By hcflorence1 - 04/06/2011 17:37 - Canada

Today, my girlfriend went on a date with her mechanic. She said it was to get discounts when she goes in for maintenance. Not only does she not see a problem with it, but she's probably getting discounts on other services too. FML

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By hustled - 24/08/2012 00:05 - Australia - Newcastle

Today, I found out my girlfriend is only with me because I'm a mechanic and I fix her constantly broken-down car for free. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/05/2016 13:48 - United States - Schnecksville

Today, I found out that my "girlfriend" is only with me for free transportation. She even has my contact saved as the car emoji. FML

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By steak through the heart - 18/11/2014 18:57 - United States - El Monte

Today, I went on a date. I took her out to an expensive steak house. When she was done eating, she got up, said she was married, and told me she only accepted the date because I'd be paying for it. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/12/2009 05:04 - United States

Today, I was on a first date with this girl I've been talking to. I met her and she came with me so I could park my car in the student lot. On the way back, I saw a beat up car with its window duct taped up and exclaimed "Haha! Look at that piece of junk." It was her car. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/04/2013 02:11 - United States

Today, I found out that my girlfriend chooses extra shifts at work over hanging out with me. Every time. She doesn't even like her job. FML

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By tallvet - 22/03/2018 19:00

Today, I told my wife to not drive our car as it has a steering problem and is starting to shake. I got home from work to see it had a flat tire, and asked her if she went anywhere. She'd thought I was exaggerating and went out for coffee. I've been a mechanic for 7 years. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/09/2009 19:09 - United States

Today, I was at lunch with my girlfriend. The waitress came up and asked for her number, then asked if she had a significant other. I laughed as my girlfriend gave the waitress her number. They're going on a date, tonight. FML

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By Anonomous - 08/12/2014 17:58 - Canada - Whitby

Today, I went on a date with a girl who had to cut our date short so she could go on another one. FML

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By Voice29 - 26/03/2009 21:11 - United States

Today, I bought my girlfriend two tickets to a Broadway show that was coming through town she really wanted to see. I couldn't attend with her due to work so she said she would take her mom. I found out later she took her ex. Now they're back together, and I paid for the date that made it happen. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/05/2021 00:01

Today, I took a girl out on a date. We had dinner, we had good conversation, the vibe was excellent, and everything was great. I took her to a bar I frequent after for a couple of drinks to finish the night. She left with some other dude on his motorcycle. FML

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Olovio 5

Saturday 4 June 2011 23:37

Then go on a date with YOUR mechanic and see how she likes it!

emmiep1011 7

Saturday 4 June 2011 23:37

get a new girlfriend maybe?

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codymorgan 0

Sunday 5 June 2011 3:19

dump her. and kill the mechanic

bayoubottom 3

Sunday 5 June 2011 3:26

ask her if she would bring you something to clean for her. cuckold!

andymus_maximus 0

Sunday 5 June 2011 3:41

Are you sure she even considers herself your girlfriend? What occupation is yours? She may just be getting the same deal from you.

tdevito08 0

Sunday 5 June 2011 3:55

Keep ur head up worry about ur self I had a similar case, this obviously means she isn't good enough for you.

Kaileyflower_fml 0

Sunday 5 June 2011 3:57

Dump her cheap gold-digging ass.

CallMeHush 0

Sunday 5 June 2011 4:30

I think he has been under the hood already!

johnnie254 7

Sunday 5 June 2011 4:35

well what the **** have you done about this??? quit talking about the problem and find a solution

coco3004 0

Sunday 5 June 2011 4:53

dump the bitch. she is CHEATING on you. you deserve better she is being dishonest. find another lady and go out with her to see how she feels!!

nickpackwood 0

Sunday 5 June 2011 4:53

get rid of that *****!

tatermater94 5

Sunday 5 June 2011 4:59

your kinda an ass for instantly assuming she's sleeping with him. you shouldn't be with her in the first place if there's no trust.

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