By the3goatlady - 01/09/2014 16:22 - United States - Madison

Today, my goat decided my hairstyle was so last season and restyled it for me with his teeth. FML
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Hi. I'm OP. I have 3 goats and they're very sweet and playful. One of my goats will nibble clothes if you don't watch him, but never did I think he'd bite 5 inches of hair off! Oh well. If you hate goats it's no skin off my back.

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Greenteamextreme 16

Fashion conscious goat.... Not gonna lie, kinda wish I had one.

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laurenasabutton 26

Any FML that opens with "today, my goat" is not an FML in my eyes.

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RedandBlue 18

As a pet? It's very common to have pet goats if you live on a farm. Maybe she does.

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olpally 32

lol. I wonder how your hair looks now. How the **** did he get your hair?? Lol.

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HeartYou101 31

It's a bit odd you were that close for him to munch on your hair in the first place...Unless you were bent down beside his trough to feed him or something and he walked over...Didn't think goats, sheep and the likes were the type of pets you would snuggle like you would with a dog, cat, bunny, etc. but I could be wrong?

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Hiimhaileypotter 52

The ones I've met are actually pretty cuddly, and one would even play with you. But I don't think OP's is very cuddly. Lol.

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fuckmylife518 15

Why do you have a goat?

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killerdana 19

Can people please stop asking this question. Maybe op lives on a farm or just really wanted a goat as a pet

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