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By nothing - 08/04/2009 20:42 - United States

Today, my good friend who just had a baby girl sent her newborn's pictures to me via picture message. To reply, instead of writing "Awwwwww" I wrote "Ewwwwww" by mistake. FML

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Same thing different taste

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By iPhonekid - 27/05/2012 07:19 - United States - San Antonio

Today, I texted my friend and asked her what her sad status on Facebook was about. She texted me back, saying her step-mother had passed away. I tried to reply with "awwh" but my phone autocorrected it to "ahaha." FML

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By smart phone mms - 07/12/2009 06:36 - United States

Today, I got a new smartphone and wanted to surprise my girlfriend with a naughty picture with it. A few minutes after sending it, I got a reply back from my girlfriend. And my best friend. And my sister. And everyone on my contacts list. FML

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By seamonkeys - 21/03/2013 09:42 - United States

Today, a pregnant friend who is due in 2 weeks posted a picture of a baby on Facebook. I commented congratulations. She's still pregnant. It was a picture of her baby who died 3 years ago. FML

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By abbacjt - 16/01/2009 17:51 - United States

Today, I sent my sister a text about how fat I was becoming and looking as disgusting as my ex-husband. When I checked to see if she had received it I saw that I had accidentally sent it to my ex-father in law. FML

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By tinypenis - 04/06/2013 12:15 - United States - Jamaica

Today, while sexting my girlfriend, I accidently sent a picture to her father instead of her. He sent back a link to a penis enlargement company's website. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/10/2013 16:47 - United States - Charlotte

Today, my best friend went in for her scheduled mammogram, and I sent her a text saying, "How're your boobies?" It was only after I sent it that I realized I'd sent it to my history professor. FML

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Everyone's a critic

By Anonymous - 11/03/2023 20:00 - United States - Seattle

Today, I sent a love letter I'd written meant for my crush to a friend so she could evaluate my prose before I actually sent it to him. For some reason, my emotions got the best of me, and I mistakenly CC'd my mom. She replied with three crying-with-laughter emojis. FML

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Freudian slip

By Anonymous - 14/05/2023 23:00 - United Kingdom - Canterbury

Today, I was on a bus with my friend's older brother. He was kinda cute. I went to message my best friend, telling her how cute this guy was, how he was kinda packing downstairs, and how adorable he was. Two minutes later, he wordlessly turned his phone screen to me. It was the message. I sent it to him by mistake. FML

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By PntsLessWonder - 01/12/2009 04:53 - United States

Today, I left my friend this big Facebook wall comment about how adorable his son is. Just after posting, I read the other peoples' comments and find out that it's his daughter. FML

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By teeth - 30/01/2009 18:23 - United States

Today, I meant to forward an email to my friend mocking a coworker's email, but I hit "reply" instead of "forward". FML

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TeenTiger 0

Thursday 9 April 2009 2:27

Don't worry babies are usually ugly. Also YDI for not proof reading.

EffinWhosLife 0

Thursday 9 April 2009 2:19

Ouch, the friendship has just sunk.

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Ninjasaurus18 9

Wednesday 25 April 2012 2:08

So you reply back 'Oh my gosh, sorry!!! I meant aww, not eww!!! D:'

angelofsaturn 23

Wednesday 2 May 2012 1:20

I'd have laughed to be honest. My daughter looked like a lil alien when she was born but babies get cute eventually.

stonedfishies 10

Thursday 29 November 2012 10:03

You could easily correct that mistake.

babegirlprecious 12

Saturday 1 June 2013 4:52

I've done that!

LissaMccracken 23

Monday 5 August 2013 19:24

How does she deserve this? Typos happen... Especially if you have an iPhone.

hasabo 12

Friday 10 January 2014 2:34

We don't need to know your stupid fwp's

Smokindevil 9

Monday 7 April 2014 21:32

Understandable because those keys are close to each other. But it's your fault for not spell checking your texts.

ArgentumAurum 24

Sunday 22 June 2014 21:27

This could literally be fixed by a few word reply, why is it an fml moment?

PVPDiamond 5

Wednesday 27 August 2014 19:36

Just say oops typo i meant awwwwww. Jeez does anyone who writes these typo fml's think

lpaz 14

Monday 15 September 2014 5:29

If she's a good friend, just admit it was a mistake.

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Same thing different taste

LOL

Everyone's a critic

Freudian slip

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