Miscellaneous: Today, my grandfather died. The last thing he said to me was... - FML

By Mangler - 22/06/2010 13:49 - Belgium

Today, my grandfather died. The last thing he said to me was "You smell awful." I work in a fish store. FML

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By hdgyfjdzdfg - 16/04/2012 06:53 - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me I smell like his grandma's house. FML

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Small talk

By livvlynette - 27/02/2010 10:15 - Australia

Today, I went to a family funeral. Talking to my grandfather, trying to chitchat, he said, "You're gaining weight, aren't you?" FML

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By Anonymous - 24/09/2010 23:10 - United States

Today, my friend asked why I always smell like a dead animal carcass. I have no idea. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/02/2012 10:38 - United States

Today, my downstairs neighbor died. I knew because the smell wafted up to my apartment. FML

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Foot in mouth

By Anonymous - 15/06/2009 04:48 - Australia

Today, my grandpa died. I called my grandma to make sure she was going to be fine. After talking over the phone for 30 minutes or so, I told her goodbye and said, out of habit, "Say hi to grandpa for me". FML

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By Anonymous - 25/06/2011 20:39 - Switzerland

Today, my family went out to dinner at a seafood restaurant. While we were eating our food, my grandma demanded to see the manager, and loudly complained that her fish was "too fishy". FML

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By Anonymous - 23/11/2014 12:52 - United Kingdom

Today, my grandpa came into my room and asked for a pen. As I gave it to him, he let rip the foulest fart I've ever smelled in my life, and walked out without a word. 2 hours later, the smell is not only still there, it's filled the room. Looks like I'm sleeping downstairs on the couch tonight. FML

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By ~JESSICA~ - 11/09/2010 06:19 - United States

Today, I woke up late to an urgent voicemail from my dad telling me he left me a present in my car. Excited, I went to investigate. I then saw that his "surprise" was fresh fish he had caught. I hate fish, and now my car stinks. FML

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By psd60 - 06/12/2012 07:18 - United States - San Antonio

Today, my dog died and I told my grandfather I wanted her to be cremated. I came home later to find him burning her in our barbecue pit. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/12/2011 08:44 - United States

Today, my favorite fish died. To make things better my parents thought to take me out to dinner. We ate sushi. FML

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Top comments

Bag3l 0

Tuesday 22 June 2010 19:02

this does suck

nerdsgetmehot 22

Tuesday 22 June 2010 19:07

Now he smells, too!

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DarkHelmet 10

Tuesday 22 June 2010 19:34

although it's sad at least your grandpa went out with some humor

all4laughs 0

Tuesday 22 June 2010 19:40

well what's the last thing you said to him?

BallinJ 0

Tuesday 22 June 2010 19:44

Maybe you should douche.

TheNewGuy03 28

Wednesday 23 June 2010 6:34

maybe you should stop assuming the op is a girl |the kid|

NikkJachim 0

Tuesday 22 June 2010 19:46

Grandpa - "You smell awful." OP - "**** you grandpa, I hope you die!"

CiNnImAtIcKsUnSe 0

Tuesday 22 June 2010 19:46

Hahahaha, learn the facts grandpa

dennis326us 0

Tuesday 22 June 2010 19:48

it sucks but I think u will remember that forever

RoxyRaccoon 4

Tuesday 22 June 2010 19:50

This made me really sad. I'm pretty sure that the last thing my grandpa said to me had to do with me being a homosexual and a Japanese spy, so I feel your pain. :(

skipper211 0

Tuesday 22 June 2010 19:55

Man that sucks and you have my condolences.

JourneyofDiscove 0

Tuesday 22 June 2010 20:12

if u really cared about ur grandfather then u wouldn't be on fml......

melooveyouu 0

Tuesday 22 June 2010 20:17

omagawd!!

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