By Anonymous - 23/11/2010 17:35 - Canada

Today, my grandma walked into my room and asked if the thing lying on my nightstand was a computer. I said ''Grandma, that's a clock.'' After staring at me, confused for a few seconds, she then farted, and left my room. FML
I agree, your life sucks 47 013
You deserved it 5 969

Same thing different taste

Top comments

I love old people. I cannot wait for the day that I am old and can do whatever the **** I want wherever the **** I want.

fakeaccountX 6

When you are confused beyond belief, the fart is the only intelligent response.

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youfailed18 0
VinegarStrokes 0

Are all Belgians as weird looking as you? It must be like a comic book just walking down the street!

#72 She's not weird-looking. You obviously get off on being mean to people-- perhaps as a way to make up for your own inadequacies. Do yourself a favor and please stop.

VinegarStrokes 0

You have incredibly mannish hands.

vinegar: what is wrong with u? who cares if she's "ugly" or has "mannish hands" at least they have enough confidence to put up a picture!!!

#82 Hahaha. I definitely know that's not true at all.

MuchDance90s 0

what's up with you looking like you're 14 even in rented evening attire

That's funny, because some dude called me mannish just a few days ago. Teh internets is filled with so many nice people!

TheAdvent 0

I love elderly people who aren't thinking so clear again. They're so funny and presumptuous!

tykiej 0

^ I'm guessing that this is in reference to the Jews getting gassed and thrown into huge ditch-type graves?

I hope she was wearing her Oops I Crapped My Pants. I am... and I just did :)

You must be new. You deserve it for using the word 'proceeded'.

You don't have to be an author to know how to use words. In fact if Stephanie Meyer is any indication....

I dont read none of her futile books. What i was trying to denote: who gives three ***** if OP "can't use words correctly"

#56 Actually, I give quite a lot of ***** about whether or not OP can correctly utilize words.

Well, shit!, next .time i write' a' 4 page" essay: ill have. you/ ***** proof,read it)'

Next .time i, write a 4 .page essay' 'ill have" you .***** ,proof read it' Do you tutor aswell??

My milkshakes brings all the boys to the yard..

FYLwindowlicker 0

#56... 'I don't read none' .... wow, you are right. You 'dont do no' proper English either. Well, if you are from west Virginia then maybe 'ya don't need none edjumakation!'

perdix 29

You should have said "Yes, Grandma, and it's showing how many more days you are going to live."