Miscellaneous: Today, my grandmother yelled at me for driving erratically. I... - FML

By Paws_Cat - 20/05/2015 18:35 - United States - North Dartmouth

Today, my grandmother yelled at me for driving erratically. I was "driving" in a video game. FML

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Paws_Cat 29

Friday 22 May 2015 4:46

I like how everyone assumes that I was playing Grand Theft Auto. I wasn't. Also, this got published fast! I was expecting it to be a day or something!

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Meepson 9

Thursday 21 May 2015 0:09

Give her the controller and I'll give her 5 minutes before she starts gunning it down the sidewalks...

EJ_Red 9

Thursday 21 May 2015 0:13

"Darn kids and their video games and their hippity-hop!" Just try explaining it to her, I'm sure she'll understand to some degree

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Paws_Cat 29

Friday 22 May 2015 4:46

I like how everyone assumes that I was playing Grand Theft Auto. I wasn't. Also, this got published fast! I was expecting it to be a day or something!

eski2015 22

Sunday 24 May 2015 6:26

#72 probably a racing game or something

FluffyNutella 14

Thursday 11 June 2015 6:06

He was playing Forza Horizon

PotatoIsLife13 10

Sunday 24 May 2015 22:22

Sounds like granny needs to let loose and **** shit up. Give her the controller and tell her to go nuts

ncsMcLaren77 12

Monday 25 May 2015 1:52

She won't play because she can't signal her turns to the wrong part of the map

billy194 6

Monday 25 May 2015 19:19

She probably just wants a turn to play. Maybe you should let her take up the controls for a bit?

tanman230 10

Wednesday 25 October 2017 16:30

haha my sis freaked out at me for driving crazy while it was snowing in game

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