Gross and Work: Yeet the feet

Yeet the feet

By SalonGirl - 10/03/2009 11:55 - United States

Today, I was at work and a very obese woman came in to get a pedicure. When she took her shoes off I noticed an odd black substance on her feet. I started scrubbing it off and wondered out loud, "What IS this stuff??" As a chunk of it fell onto my lip, she replied, "Girl, that's just the fungus." FML

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By Anonymous - 06/10/2011 04:23 - United States

Today, a customer handed me the ankle-length hosiery she had just used to try on some shoes, and as I sat there feeling the warm dampness of them in the palm of my hand, she said, "You should throw those away, I have a toe fungus." FML

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By nyu - 25/01/2010 06:33 - United States

Today, I was getting a pedicure, and they used some sort of scrubby thing that really tickled my feet. When I couldn't take it any more, I accidentally kicked the lady who was doing my nails in the face. FML

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By inosehowthatgotthere - 10/02/2011 01:12 - United States

Today, the woman giving me a manicure found a booger under one of my fingernails. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/10/2015 04:18 - United States - Lake Oswego

Today, at my annual checkup, the doc looks down at my foot and says, "Oh, you have an extra toenail. Six, huh?" Then sort of scraping at the side of my foot below the pinky toe, he pulls off a long piece of dead, dried skin and says, "Oh." FML

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By Anonymous - 22/12/2009 01:30 - Canada

Today, I got fed up with the amount of hair on my feet, so I went to get my foot hair waxed off. When I removed my socks, the waxer laughed the amount of foot hair. I'm a 18 year old female and it appears I have feet that were last seen on Big Foot. FML

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By Becoming a commuter. - 04/09/2012 17:14 - United States - Buffalo

Today, I moved into college and met my new roommate. Not fifteen minutes later, she had told me about the fungus on her feet, and what happens when she forgets to take her anti-psychotic medication, all while picking at her nose and eating the spoils. FML

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By peepeepants - 18/08/2009 12:35 - Canada

Today, I went to get a pedicure for the first time. My feet are VERY ticklish. I reflexively kicked the poor lady in the face, as I wet my pants. FML

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By UkuleleTime - 10/06/2015 05:25 - United States - Garner

Today, I worked in a shoe store. As I was removing the shoes off an older man I felt a squish, and pulled back my hand to see brown and yellow. The man then looked at me and said, "Looks like I missed a spot." Dog crap. FML

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By hobbit - 22/05/2013 17:40 - United States - Winthrop

Today, I decided to treat myself to a pedicure ahead of my cousin's wedding. The woman doing my nails asked if I wanted my toe hairs trimmed. I was so taken aback and embarrassed that I said yes. They charged me extra. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/11/2020 18:58 - United States - Maryville

Today, I was eating some cake that my roommate's girlfriend brought by for us. I felt something weird in my mouth, so I stopped chewing to grab it. It was a fingernail. FML

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Amanda_Ruth 0

Tuesday 10 March 2009 20:06

Oh, dear Jesus. That's disgusting! You poor thing...

drybamboo 0

Tuesday 10 March 2009 20:11

Um, ew. Someone remind me not to go on this site when I'm eating.

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Amanda_Ruth 0

Tuesday 10 March 2009 20:06

Oh, dear Jesus. That's disgusting! You poor thing...

Gorsbug823 0

Thursday 10 June 2010 2:43

how did it fall on your lip?

nitrogirl 0

Monday 14 June 2010 7:13

that's what I couldn't figure out!

UnluckyChicka 0

Friday 3 September 2010 12:39

it fell on her lip cuz when ur doing someones toes at the salon they lift their feet and are under them... or she has a fungus magnet in her face...???

Brittaneyyy 0

Saturday 19 March 2011 4:46

no it probably flicked off from the angle she was grating that nastiness off

Kamon97 23

Sunday 6 July 2014 20:51

Kill it with fire!!!

cakeprincess18 0

Tuesday 10 March 2009 20:11

that's just incredibly disturbing...

drybamboo 0

Tuesday 10 March 2009 20:11

Um, ew. Someone remind me not to go on this site when I'm eating.

authorkid 2

Monday 26 July 2010 6:04

lol

SuicidalShooter 7

Friday 5 October 2012 13:44

same here

senpa_kush 11

Tuesday 18 November 2014 0:15

Remember don't go on this site when you're eating!!

unicornlover13 8

Tuesday 9 December 2014 19:14

Ugh, I'm eating too. .-. Ew. I think I need to throw up.

DinoJR 0

Tuesday 10 March 2009 20:11

LMFAO i would have puked all over her feet

jdog1523 0

Friday 19 November 2010 3:35

yeah there's your pedicure

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Tuesday 10 March 2009 20:12

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Tuesday 10 March 2009 20:12

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Fridiculously 0

Wednesday 14 April 2010 3:23

you're so politically correct. :P

jakeidk 0

Saturday 29 May 2010 7:08

she mentioned the obesity to form a better mental image

rkcxenocide 0

Saturday 7 May 2011 15:22

I agree with 126. It just shows how more disgusting it is.

tobabo101 0

Tuesday 9 August 2011 18:49

why would it be more disgusting ? some people don't choose to be overweight or even obese , some are born with thyroid problems or are on medication that causes them to gain weight . don't judge .

Dflips 0

Friday 9 March 2012 4:01

That's what they all say

Mareed1024 4

Wednesday 30 January 2013 7:35

Some people are just inhumanely insensitive. It is one of the many downfalls of humanity.

cosicosei 22

Tuesday 19 March 2013 16:15

I know many people thst have health issues thst would normally "cause" a person to gain weight but because they TRY TO KEEP HEALTHY and MAINTAIN themselves, they're a normal weight. What grosses me out is how people dont even try to keep healthy when they're told "you'll be fat". They jusy give up. Plus lets be real, a lot of the diseases and conditions like diabetes are actually caused by poor diet so yeah. Obese is gross.

Jezzebel1 10

Sunday 11 August 2013 3:13

Not all types of diabetes are caused by poor diet though!

miss_fucked 0

Tuesday 10 March 2009 20:14

maybe she mentioned she was obese because really obese people can't bend down good so she could not wash her feet well. probably why she had disgusting fungus. GROSS!!

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JustAGirl_fml 0

Tuesday 10 March 2009 20:14

Damn, there are some things you just shouldn't have to do. That's one of them. Cleaning up someone else's poo would be another one.

BellaBelle_fml 23

Wednesday 19 October 2011 9:53

I was a CNA and now I'm an LVN, the reason we have to clean some of our patient's BM is because they can no longer do it themselves and if we didn't do it, it wouldn't get done. Working in nursing isn't for everyone nor is it glamorous. It is gross but given the fact that they can't do it for themselves, I don't mind.

jim_witness 0

Tuesday 10 March 2009 20:15

Do you always get that close?? Trying to picture the scene for posterity's sake. Yep, still not gettin' how it happened. Respectfully...be aghast with your mouth closed.