Intimacy: Today, my grandpa moved into the apartment next door. The walls... - FML

By LesbianHonest - 22/04/2013 19:52 - Canada

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Today, my grandpa moved into the apartment next door. The walls are wafer-thin. Goodbye sex life. FML

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LesbianHonest 6

Wednesday 24 April 2013 18:16

I'm not, but my girlfriend is. Her silence in bed makes me sad now. :( PS: Yes, this is my FML. I didn't have an account when I posted it, though.

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HowieDoIt 21

Tuesday 23 April 2013 0:42

Take his hearing aids away, you'll be golden.

bbozic2 6

Tuesday 23 April 2013 0:43

I'd be more afraid of hearing those noises from his room

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XxOhItsJessxX 9

Friday 26 April 2013 14:41

hahaha, my room is only seperated from my parents room by a wall as thin as my damn fingernail, doesnt stop them... Just act like he isnt there, works for my parents... LOL

Al3xv3l92 24

Saturday 27 April 2013 5:58

You can always find a Hotel.

LesbianHonest 6

Saturday 1 June 2013 19:57

We have sex almost everyday.. that would become quite expensive, don't you think? If we had that kind of money, we wouldn't be living in an apartment!

salazara 10

Sunday 21 July 2013 1:24

your gramps is probably thinking the same thing!

missbrit818 20

Wednesday 7 January 2015 8:18

YDI for being lesbian.

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