By LesbianHonest - 22/04/2013 19:52 - Canada

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Today, my grandpa moved into the apartment next door. The walls are wafer-thin. Goodbye sex life. FML
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LesbianHonest 6

I'm not, but my girlfriend is. Her silence in bed makes me sad now. :( PS: Yes, this is my FML. I didn't have an account when I posted it, though.

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HowieDoIt 21

Take his hearing aids away, you'll be golden.

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bbozic2 6

I'd be more afraid of hearing those noises from his room

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Meme1988 18

Play music while you are having sex...

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fatalwish 6

orrrrrrrr hello awkward brunches

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great1_23 4

Just tell him your trying to have a child

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LesbianHonest 6

I'm not, but my girlfriend is. Her silence in bed makes me sad now. :( PS: Yes, this is my FML. I didn't have an account when I posted it, though.

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JFloUnknown 24

OMMGGGG IT'S ALANNNN I LOVEEE YOOUUU AALLAAANNNNNNN!!!!!!!!! -President of the Alan fan club

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rockydify 22

Do it anyway. He won't mind. He's an adult, you're an adult.

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FlashBurn 13

It's called using a gag. Silk scarf gag, can be quite fun!

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Pixie_styx89 15

I hear you, I live in a building where I can hear my neighbours 24/7. So when my boyfriend and I have sex it definitely makes it awkward running into the neighbours the next day. I couldn't even imagine if my neighbour was any family member, let alone my grandpa >.

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