Intimacy: Today, my grandpa moved into the apartment next door. The walls...

By LesbianHonest - 22/04/2013 19:52 - Canada

Today, my grandpa moved into the apartment next door. The walls are wafer-thin. Goodbye sex life. FML

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LesbianHonest 6

Wednesday 24 April 2013 18:16

I'm not, but my girlfriend is. Her silence in bed makes me sad now. :( PS: Yes, this is my FML. I didn't have an account when I posted it, though.

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HowieDoIt 21

Tuesday 23 April 2013 0:42

Take his hearing aids away, you'll be golden.

bbozic2 6

Tuesday 23 April 2013 0:43

I'd be more afraid of hearing those noises from his room

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smacky187 9

Tuesday 23 April 2013 2:00

Grow a sack and bang regardless

starsierra 15

Saturday 30 August 2014 5:02

Ops a girl

Protagonist_ 9

Tuesday 23 April 2013 2:14

Good news is we now know why your old neighbors moved out.

amifaiyaz 12

Tuesday 23 April 2013 2:27

You now have an excuse for all that public sex you've been wanting.

MDTeddy 13

Tuesday 23 April 2013 2:34

Who told him he could move in next door? I would move out or fore him to.

MDTeddy 13

Tuesday 23 April 2013 2:35

force*

ksks1234 33

Tuesday 23 April 2013 3:24

Unless you are super loud, just go to other rooms in the apartment. Stay away from walls that are next to your grandpa's wall.

adammeyer 4

Tuesday 23 April 2013 3:29

Assuming you actually have one..

finch01 18

Tuesday 23 April 2013 3:29

hope that they dont get one i would be afraid of that

Xotoolyxo 16

Tuesday 23 April 2013 3:32

Sex at the other persons place?

TheWhiteLotus 5

Tuesday 23 April 2013 3:40

Well... you DID decide to live in an apartment, of all places. Hell, even the mobile housing communities has more privacy.

perdix 29

Tuesday 23 April 2013 3:50

Why? Grandpa needs entertainment, too! He also needs material for Facebook -- hope your sex moves don't suck balls like a gay baboon.

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