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By LesbianHonest - 22/04/2013 19:52 - Canada

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Today, my grandpa moved into the apartment next door. The walls are wafer-thin. Goodbye sex life. FML
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LesbianHonest 6

I'm not, but my girlfriend is. Her silence in bed makes me sad now. :( PS: Yes, this is my FML. I didn't have an account when I posted it, though.

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HowieDoIt 21

Take his hearing aids away, you'll be golden.

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bbozic2 6

I'd be more afraid of hearing those noises from his room

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Protagonist_ 9

Good news is we now know why your old neighbors moved out.

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amifaiyaz 12

You now have an excuse for all that public sex you've been wanting.

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MDTeddy 13

Who told him he could move in next door? I would move out or fore him to.

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ksks1234 33

Unless you are super loud, just go to other rooms in the apartment. Stay away from walls that are next to your grandpa's wall.

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finch01 18

hope that they dont get one i would be afraid of that

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TheWhiteLotus 5

Well... you DID decide to live in an apartment, of all places. Hell, even the mobile housing communities has more privacy.

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perdix 29

Why? Grandpa needs entertainment, too! He also needs material for Facebook -- hope your sex moves don't suck balls like a gay baboon.

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