Miscellaneous: Today, my grandpa took my face in both hands, kissed me on the...

By wtf - 10/01/2014 16:47 - United States - Delmar

Today, my grandpa took my face in both hands, kissed me on the lips, said "Now you can tell all your friends you've had your first kiss," and walked out of the room. FML

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By cheese123 - 03/01/2012 05:25 - United States

Today, my grandmother introduced me to her friends as her 16-year-old granddaughter "who has never been kissed." FML

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By dummy - 22/05/2009 05:12 - Canada

Today, my grandpa took out the family for dinner and paid for everyone. He paid the bill and my family and I were waiting by the door. I realised I probably should thank him for dinner. I turn around without thinking and give him a big hug and say thanks for dinner Grandpa. It wasn't my grandpa. FML

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By lvegadelgado_6 - 10/08/2015 14:32 - United States - Deerfield

Today, while I was doing my hair, my grandpa walked in, dropped his pants, and started taking a crap in the toilet right next to me. FML

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Take it down!

By steven - 28/06/2009 15:53 - Cayman Islands

Today, I had my first kiss standing in front of my front door. It was really cute, the way you normally think about first kisses. When I got inside, I realized my mom had been watching out of her second story bedroom window, taking pictures. She put them on Facebook captioned, "My baby's first kiss!" FML

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By Anonymous - 12/10/2013 16:17 - United Kingdom - Uddingston

Today, I got dragged to dinner with my grandparents. It was awful from the start, but things took a turn for the worse when my grandpa went to give me a kiss on the cheek as we left. I could clearly see lice crawling around in his beard, and I couldn't stop it from touching my face. FML

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Foot in mouth

By Anonymous - 15/06/2009 04:48 - Australia

Today, my grandpa died. I called my grandma to make sure she was going to be fine. After talking over the phone for 30 minutes or so, I told her goodbye and said, out of habit, "Say hi to grandpa for me". FML

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Sorry grandma

By Anonymous - 22/04/2021 17:01

Today, my grandma called me to see how my oral surgery went. She gave me a kiss over the phone, but when I tried to make the kiss sound back to her, the bandages got in the way and it came out as a fart sound. FML

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Could go either way, tbh

By Anonymous - 14/09/2024 12:00 - United States - Bakersfield

Today, while on a first date, I leaned in to kiss her, but my lips somehow brushed against her nose instead. I panicked and ended up kissing her forehead like a grandma saying goodbye to a child. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/01/2012 18:06 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend and I shared our first kiss. When I leaned in on him, he fell over backwards and smashed his head against the floor. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/05/2015 20:50

Today, my drunk grandma flashed me, after confusing me, a 19 year old girl, for my grandpa. FML

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sunnyray812 42

Friday 10 January 2014 22:05

Family members don't count.

Teyros 24

Friday 10 January 2014 22:05

You can tell your friends, but I think you'd rather forget that happening. Sorry it's kinda funny OP :P

Comments

hayleyannealli 11

Friday 10 January 2014 23:16

KingReppin956 15

Friday 10 January 2014 23:42

Surprised no one has mentioned the movie "Bad Grandpa" yet.

therosalina 33

Friday 10 January 2014 23:53

If you were to tell your friends, what happens if they ask who kissed you?

Black_Rose_14 15

Saturday 11 January 2014 2:31

Why would you ever tell your friends about this situation?

JadeStonewolf 5

Friday 10 January 2014 23:55

*glare* grandpa you little shit

NotChosenOne 6

Friday 10 January 2014 23:58

I hope OP is a girl >.< though getting kissed on the lips by your grandpa is bad already, it'd be worse if OP was a dude .__. FYL indeed.

Pinkfun69 4

Saturday 11 January 2014 0:06

Creeper grandpa.

merryhappy1887 20

Saturday 11 January 2014 0:09

This should be a police report not an fml.. so messed up.

imhope 23

Saturday 11 January 2014 0:12

At least he was trying to help(: haha

commandercolbert 6

Saturday 11 January 2014 0:12

im sure shes just teasing.....righttt??

tj4234 35

Saturday 11 January 2014 0:18

grandpa is male. Not female

thatsabiggun 11

Saturday 11 January 2014 0:13

Well hey, it could've been because he loved his granddaughter and not for pedo-ish reasons, just a possibility.

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