By Anonymous - 12/10/2013 16:17 - United Kingdom - Uddingston

Today, I got dragged to dinner with my grandparents. It was awful from the start, but things took a turn for the worse when my grandpa went to give me a kiss on the cheek as we left. I could clearly see lice crawling around in his beard, and I couldn't stop it from touching my face. FML
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Redoxx_fml 22

Lice to see you too

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Dark__Angel66 24

Well, time to invest in some lice-be-gone shampoo.

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Redoxx_fml 22

Lice to see you too

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Ambient25 24

it must get crabby if he scratches his beard and then scratches lower

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obnum 19

I'm scratching my head wondering where these bad puns went wrong. ;)

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Dark__Angel66 24

Well, time to invest in some lice-be-gone shampoo.

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\ 28

"You think I'm a dirty old man? How dare you insult me!"

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BubbleGrunge 18

Good thing lice prefer clean hair!

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Cyrus00 41

And get him a bottle for his birthday or christmas.

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Redoxx_fml 22

There's soon to be a happy family of lice in her hair

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JMichael 25

What's for dinner? Well the main course is grandpa's beard with a side of lice.

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IloveToLaugh143 21

What a lovely idea! Maybe for dessert we can have lice cream! Strawberry or Chocolate? You don't want ice cream? Maybe some key lice pie...

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\ 28

Maybe Grandpa stores snacks in his beard. One of my friend's fathers does that and he attracted roaches

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ryanthecheeseguy 18

I'll have some lice cream for dessert please!

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Unbweavable 17

this is one of the times it's ok to push a grandpa

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mkymouse90 17

Oh no.. You should let him know.. Don't forget to stop by walgreen before u get home to be on the safe side...

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novapine 19

I can't imagine not telling my grandfather he has lice.

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elcee1987 18

Yeah but how the hell is that conversation gonna go??

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Cyrus00 41

Take him to the side and just tell him. I think he'd wanna know so he can do something about it.

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Ambient25 24

I wish I could thumb you way up.....man that sounds wrong lol

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mFUNdo21 17

or tell him to wash his beard with vinegar

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utrax 23

That's horrifying. Beloved family or not, I wouldn't have let him come close to me with lice in his beard.

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ViviMage 38

Head lice and pubic lice are not the same critter!!

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TheBrochure 22

No, but head lice are happy to take up residence down there! But I doubt OP's gramps went down on her anytime recently.

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Llama_Face89 33

If you have head crabs you've got much bigger problems....

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